This Is Exactly What I Do 😂

Accident Prone

Based on this text post. Remus played by @asktheboywholived​.

the hufflepuff

Teddy’s sorting as seen by the Marauders

Tonks: He will be a Hufflepuff.

Sirius: Gryffindor.

Tonks: Hufflepuff

Sirius: No!

Tonks: Yes.

Remus: SHUT IT.

Tonks: It’s not my fault if your boyfriend doesn’t understand Teddy will be a Hufflepuff.

Sirius: No he will be–

Remus: *firmly* Padfoot.

Sirius: *obeys like a puppy*

Tonks: See? I–

Remus: You, too. They are at I. Teddy, will be on the stool soon.

James: *grinning* This place will be hell for all of you when Harry’s children get sorted.

Lily: He means it. You should have seen him at Harry’s sorting.

Teddy sits on the stool.

Sirius: *to himself* Come on, say he’s a Gryffindor.

Tonks: *whispering* Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff. Mum raised you right, now come on.

Remus: They are both nuts.

James: Well, you have a type Moony.

Hufflepuff!

Tonks: Teddy YES!

Sirius: Teddy NO!

Lily: *smiling* Did he just–

Remus: *laughing* His hair is purple.

James: *grinning* Look at Minnie, I think she is about to cry.

Sirius: I feel betrayed. James why are you so happy?

James: I mean, uh, I kinda knew he would be a Hufflepuff.

Sirius: *stares*

Lily: It was kind of obvious, Sirius.

Tonks: *stifles her laughter*

Remus: You know the drill Pads, he was raised by Andy after all. She raised Tonks, too. It’s just how it works.

Sirius: Still, a man can hope.

Tonks: I’m sure Weasley and Potter kids will make up for this. 

James: Oh, they will. Don’t worry. The Potter clan will all be in Gryffindor, we got this.

Lily: James!

James: Don’t fight me on this woman. 

Remus: *laughing* I still do think he has a bit of Gryffindor in him. 

Sirius: *excitedly* That’s the spirit.

Remus: But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m proud to have a Hufflepuff son.

Lily: As you should.

James: Now what? We wait another 6 years for James to get sorted?

Tonks: I’m pretty sure Teddy will give us a good amount of mischief until he arrives.

Remus: Of course he will, he’s directly related to a Marauder after all.

Sirius: The most dangerous one to be exact.

Tonks: How?

James: Who do you think was the mastermind of all those pranks Dora?

Tonks: *gesturing to James and Sirius* You two!

Lily: Oh honey, it was Remus. I learned when it was too late, too.

Remus: *grinning* I mostly got away with it, too.

Tonks: We are in for some serious fun then.

Everyone stares at Tonks.

Tonks: *panicking* I mean we are in for some good fun.

Sirius: Yes, we are.

Booty Call

Based on this text post. Remus played by @asktheboywholived​.

I want to write something about this now

you know you fucked up bad when the majority of your fanbase would rather have an OG character dead than whatever the fuck mess they pulled

Just something I noticed

Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, chapter twenty-one ‘The Unknowable Room’;

“‘Ah, no!’ said Ron, staring horror-struck at the parchment. ‘Don’t say I’ll have to write the whole thing out again!’

‘It’s OK, we can fix it,’ said Hermione, pulling the essay towards her and taking out her wand.

‘I love you, Hermione’, said Ron, sinking back into his chair, rubbing his eyes wearily.

Hermione turned faintly pink”

This bit is just adorable. Ron says this almost without thinking, and Hermione gets quite surprised by it, considering that a few days ago, the two were barely speaking to each other.

I can just imagine Hermione being shocked and trying not to freak out, and Harry being like…

It’s happening…

I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

*In the Afterlife*

“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”

“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”

“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”

“I want to go to Hogwarts”

“But sir-”

“I have a morning class tomorrow”

“Sir we can't-”

“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”

“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”

“Did I fucking stutter”

When you find a completed fic with perfect spelling and a beautiful plot

Yeah it would suck because Camilla would be totally out of a job, but please... just write both Alex and Jo out of the show.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day