This Makes So Much Sense But It's Impossible For Me To Elaborate

I thought of the most fucked up fanfic

Imagine krs!cale (or krs) being one of these person who work on these numbers you disk when you want kys idk the name, and he is more fucked up thank every person who call him, but he continues "don't kys, everything will be fine🥰" and he is "I want kms" BUT. he has a colleague, who work in the same place. ABERU CROSSMAN. And before he try suicide, HE DISKS THE SUICIDE NUMBER. AND WHO DO YOU RECEIVE THE CALL? ALBERU. AND HE CALM KRS AND MAKE HIM NOT KYS. AND GO TO HIS HOUSE TO CONSOLATE HIM

And then they became lovers

Just think about the resemblance

Currently, I just want to—

*picks up og!Cale* *smash Elsa's powers inside him* *releases og!Cale back into his natural habit*

—winter powers!Cale go wild against arm's army.

Who wins? The wyvern brigade and bear people joining forces, or... one (1) boy's ice sculptures and his giant snowmen?

I know that it will never happen, but CALE FIGHTING. IMAGINE. mainly with daggers or bows (daggers are cooler and Ron also teaches him) and I see how hot it's, AND IT'S VERY HOT

What if chuuya wears a hat because he is bald

Imagine an AU were cale and Penelope are twins, they are both depressive and help each other

But krs and (I don't remember Penelope's name) enter the novel/game, but they remember their life like Penelope and cale

(that's a huge mess and makes no sense, sorry)

"Dark elf alver this, dark elf that"

BUT NO ONE COMMENTED WHY ALBERU IS SO TWINKY

HE WAS NOT MUSCULOUS???!?!!?

Lee Soo hyuk: roksoo, what is that?

Kim rook soo: that's for me splash water on choi jung soo, so he'll shut up😁

Lee Soo hyuk: It would make sense... if he was a cat

Kim rook soo: but works, does not?

Choi Jung soo: I-

*Kim rook soo splash water on choi Jung soo*

Cjs:

Krs: see, it works

Lsh: I'll get one of these for myself

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