Reblog If You Understand And Have Felt The Pain Of Your Glasses Never Being Clean No Matter How Many

I'm going to take this phrase to life from now on

Cheapstake: A long time ago i heard this phrase..

Cale: *ignoring him*

Cheapstake: Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Cale: *chokes*

Cale are u ok?

I've wanted to do some incorrect quotes with the ancient powers since I rarely see them (+some Cale and Nelan Barrow for funsies)

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Super rock: Anyone d-

Crazy kid: Depressed?

Glutton: Drained?

Thief: Dumb?

Cheapskate : Disliked?

Super rock: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Thief: Glutton was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Glutton: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Thief: Glutton , you ate a chair

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Super rock: You're a loose cannon, Crazy kid.

Crazy kid: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Glutton: I think you play by your own rules.

Thief: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Super rock: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Crazy kid: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Cheapskate is a loose cannon.

Cheapskate : *smashes a chair*

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Super rock: We need to distract these guys

Crazy kid: Leave it to me

Crazy kid: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Glutton, Thief, and Cheapskate : *Immediately begin arguing*

Cale, listening to them in his head: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Super rock: Favorite horror movie?

Crazy kid : It

Glutton: Saw

Thief: Annabelle

Cheapskate : High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Super rock: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Nelan Barrow: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Glutton: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nelan, learn to listen.

Thief: What if it bites itself and I die?

Cheapskate: That’s voodoo.

Crazy kid: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Crazy kid: That’s correlation, not causation.

Thief: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Cheapskate: That’s kinky.

Super rock: Oh my God.

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Crazy kid: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Thief: Oh, you’ve been?

Crazy kid: Once. In Monopoly.

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Cheapskate: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Super Rock: What's that?

Cheapskate: Remorse code.

Super Rock: I'm even angrier now.

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Crazy kid: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Cheapskate : We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Crazy kid: Yes!

Glutton: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Follow the reasoning:

KRS!Cale is technically a 40 yo, right? So, logically, he has the personality, and the tastes of a 40.

NOW IMAGINE THIS:

After the war. Cale is open to new relationships. So he started dating. Not regularly, but every now and then he is seeing someone.

But since he's 40, he doesn't want to date someone from cale age.

But the fact that he only hangs out with older people, makes his family worried about his mental health or smth, even if he is perfectly fine with his relationships.

I don't know the end, but this would be a pretty much entertaining story even if I can't imagine cale dating someone, but let's suppose that he is bored and pretty, so the people would flirt with him and he would accept.

If they knew each other, they would definitely be lovers

and be from the same universe too

I DIDN'T HAD NOTICE THAT, THAT'S SO CUTE

I just realized that when cale is not saving the word or coughing up blood he stays in bed all the time. And it's a sign of depression

What I see when I’m scrolling the tl and people are talking about fandoms/ships I have no idea about and they use abbreviations:

I just want to see an AU where GoD proposes an agreement to KRS where he bring cjs and lsh baco to life BUT he need to be his saint

(idk how this would proced but I think it would be funny)

Let me just drop this