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What I see when I’m scrolling the tl and people are talking about fandoms/ships I have no idea about and they use abbreviations:
The fact that these are four different people is very disturbing.
Please take away my internet access I have exams I should not be doing this
The straightest man in bsd
Have this meme I made while you wait for my Fyodor analysis.
Also, I know Fyodor says 'Dazai-kun' but it's funnier this way.
Hey guys it's been a while, no I'm am not dead, I've just been having a slow down in my art journey lately. I'm unfortunately not here to post art today either but I do have something entertaining for you! Remember that time when I got so bored I ended up generateing random incorrect quotes for skk? Well here are some more of the funny stuff I got!
Real footage from Dead Apple behind the scenes
Okay but it feels kinda in character for him, I won't lie
I love how the bsd fandom was celebrating chuuyas birthday being happy, joyful, a bit of angsty JUST yesterday and then fyodor just comes to ruin the party like that one auntie that no one of the family likes.
I bet Chuuya was terrified of dentists when he first joined the Mafia.
Because like. He grew up on the streets. I doubt any of them ever exactly got health insurance.
So the first time Mori informed him what a dentist was and how often he was required to go, he actually freaked out.
Chuuya: what do you mean you sit in a chair and let a stranger tamper around inside of you?!
Mori: It's just your teeth, Chuuya, and it's required.
He won't refuse an order, so he goes, terrified. And the second he enters and sees the chair he immediately starts "Oh grantors of dark disgrace-"
Only for Dazai to show up because Mori made him tag along in case Chuuya tried to get out of it. He had to stand there the whole time, because if he let go, Chuuya's power would destroy the office on its own.
And even though he's become used to it by now, Dazai will never. ever. stop making fun of how terrified he was that first visit, nor will he ever let him live it down.
They're on a mission, and Chuuya's trying to be intimidating. Only for Dazai to tell the enemy, "oh, don't be scared of this chibi. He peed his pants the first time he went to the dentist." (he did not. or at least, he claims he didn't. We'll never know the true story).
Needless to say, Chuuya made sure that any enemy who Dazai told didn't live to share the info. Which may have been Dazai's plan all along, it's hard to say. Either way, no matter how much time has passed, Dazai still can't resist making fun of him for him once in a while.
And after the mersault arc, when Chuuya couldn't get the fangs out, he may or may not have said "Oh no, perhaps you should go to a dentist-"
Chuuya kicked him in his broken leg.
You'll never guess who I found in the wild..
I have found more out in the wild
They're everywhere
I was just trying to show my friend what a lovelock cut is.
Don’t be like Ranpo, kids.
My partner and I are having a debate over this so I just want to know what you all have to say
“What if there was a Bungou Domesticated Dogs where they all had decent hair styles?”
-My boyfriend who is refusing to go to sleep
Junichiro: what's the worst crime you have committed, Dazai-san?
Dazai: being too pretty and stealing hearts 🥰🥰🥰
Kunikida: *ew ugh*
Dazai: honestly, probably manslaugter
Atsushi: wdym by probably? 😨😨😨
BSD characters as iconic Kardashian moments:
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Yosano: those are cute jeans
Ranpo: you're cute jeans
Yosano: those are mine?
Ranpo: no
Yosano: I thought you said your cute jeans. Those are mine?
Ranpo: nooo. YOU ARE CUTE JEANS
Yosano: huh? 😧
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(During a meeting)
Dark era Dazai: why cuz Boss, just wants it in his schedule---
Mori: maybe if you had a fucking business you were passionate about, you'd know what it takes to run a fucking business, but you don't. So don't even act like you know what I am talking about.
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*Dazai Chuuya 15*
Dazai: Chuuya has this ugly crying face that he makes
(Chuuya getting scolded by Koyo)
Chuuya: you are sitting there laughing, it's not funny, get out of here if you are gonna continue to laugh and make fun of me!
Dazai: (continues laughing)
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Kenji(holding a piglet): Kyouka-chan to the foyer, I have a little surprise for you 😄
Kyouka: is that a chicckkeeenn? 😃😃
Atsushi: (she thinks that's a chicken? What kind of chicken looks like that)
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(Dazai getting arrested for his multiple war crimes)
Fukuzawa: all of us are trying to be as cool as we can be for Dazai-----Yosano can you stop taking pictures of yourself, your co-worker is going to jail!
Yosano: I feel like I am gonna barf
Dazai: good, throw up....
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(during a deadly mission)
Chuuya: my hat is gone! Omg I am gonna cry. My hat is gone.
Tachihara: Chuuya-san, there's people that are dying 🙄
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Poe: Like, I feel like every year has a new energy, and I feel like this year is all about like, the year of realising stuff. And everyone around me, we're just like, realising things.
Lousia: what is he is talking about?
Mark: who knows
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*ADA DURING AN EMERGENCY*
Kunikida: quick where's Dazai, we need him
Kenji: he isn't here, he went home
Tankizaki: let me call him
Kunikida: he's not answering
Ranpo: Osamu has a habit of not answering calls when he's drinking
Yosano: where's Atsushi?
Kunikida: Junichiro and I called him so many times what makes you think Dazai will answer him?
Yosano: cuz he's Atsushi? Everyone is wrapped around his little finger
Kunikida: that's not true---
Atsushi: ---hello, Dazai-san?
Dazai: hey, Atsushi kun~ Why did you call ⊂((・▽・))⊃
Kunikida: .....
And now he's illegally adopting all of the children
meant to post this with last months chapter but i forgor
Dazai saves Chuuya's number as "My financial help" because he borrows/steals a LOT of money from Chuuya. And one day Atsushi reads the call ID accidentally when Dazai is on phone and talking to Chuuya, and Atsushi only sees "My finance", which his brain interprets as "My fiancè".
And......
Atsushi with flowers: Congratulations, Chuuya-san on your engagement. I guess you are keeping it low-key now 😄
Chuuya, confused: what?
Dazai, gasps: woah Chuuya you are engaged? Who is it?
Atsushi: Oh come Dazai-san, you can't lie to me. You and Chuuya-san are getting married
Chuuya: WHAT???😨
Dazai: did you hear that Chuuya? We are getting married!!!!🥰
Yosano: congrats you two 🍷
Kunikida: at least tell your colleagues about your marital status...
Kyouka: I have to tell Ane-san this, she will be furious
Kenji: a wedding in the agency!!!! I'll bring a cow for the dinner!
Junichiro: I can't believe you two went through with it! Congratulations!
Ranpo: Will there be a huge cake in the wedding? Or else I won't come 🍭
Fukuzawa: does Mori know about this?
Chuuya: WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
Dazai: Chuuya now this is peer pressure, we HAVE to get married 😚
Chuuya: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO CHIPPY
*ten years later*
Dazai: Thank you Atsushi-kun for getting Chuuya to marry me
Atsushi: Dazai-san, you two have divorced three times by now
Dazai: Fourth time's the charm!!!
Atsushi: I am really sorry for your loss little girl 😔
Aya: why do my dad's keep dying
Atsushi: oh....did you have two dads?
Aya: uh huh, technically four
Atsushi: h-how did that happen
Aya: I have a biological dad, who was the worst thing in my life
Atsushi: oh sorry
Aya: then I got Kunikida and things were okay for while, then he died.
Atsushi, tears forming: yes I just saw that 😭
Aya: Bra-chan became my dad too, he thinks I remind him of his daughter
Atsushi: awww 🥺
Aya: he was killed by Dosto-whatever-his-name-is in front of me
Atsushi: not him too
Aya: then the Dosto-person became my new dad, which I didn't consent to, he took Bra-chan's body!
Atsushi: this cannot get weirder
Aya: after all that Bra-chan came back to life for a min and gave me a new dad to replace him
Atsushi: and who's that?
Akutagawa: Princess, I brought your favourite doughnuts!
Atsushi: A-Akutagawa? What are you---
Aya: Oh here he is my new dad
Atsushi: you are a dad now?
Akutagawa: yes, it just happened recently. Jinko we have a child now.
Atsushi: W-We what?
*after dinner*
Atsushi, confused: what are you doing Ryuu?
Akutagawa: planting the tails of shrimps to grow them into new ones
Atsushi: h-how is that possible?
Akutagawa: Dazai-san taught me this, it is going to work, you will see.
Atsushi: you can't believe him he was ly---
Chuuya, shuts Atsushi's mouth: don't say things that will discourage a child and stop their imagination
Atsushi: but he is just wasting his time!
Chuuya, shaking his head: let him experiment and find the truth out himself, it's a learning experience for him.
Atsushi: w-where are you going now?
Chuuya: to beat the shit out of Dazai
Atsushi: understandable.
Dazai, slamming his glass: why doesn't he love me, dammit!
Oda: maybe you should calm down a little; following him around and spying on him would come off as creepy to him.
Ango, massaging his temples: I have no idea how you haven't gotten arrested for spying!
Dazai: maybe because we are fucking criminals that work in the Mafia, Ango? I don't think Chuuya would report ME to the police of all people....
Oda: what if he reports you to the boss?
Dazai: the boss is the one who gave me the idea of spying on Chuuya to get his attention! He has been helping me all along!
Oda:......
Ango: that sounds like him.
*Meanwhile*
Chuuya: that idiot mackerel has been following me around for a week! Can you stop him?
Mori: interesting, have you thought of giving in and going out with him?
Chuuya: of course no----wait a minute! THAT'S your question? Shouldn't you stop that crazy ass behaviour?
Mori: I have decided to send you two on a joint mission to Hawaii....for a month.
Chuuya: huh? What will we do there? Have a honeymoon?
Mori:....
Chuuya: NOOOOO
Me: Have care how to speak about them, Akutagawa, Chuuya and Dazai are my children
Someone: They killed 80 people in two days
Me: they're adopted
day at the museum
insp. // it’s so fyodor coded i had to draw it
it was funnier in my head
