Alberu: Dongsaeng, What Is This?

Every time that cale coughs up blood I imagine him with your arms and legs on the floor, you know? I don't know the exact word for this position, but it's how babies walk

LIKE THIS BUT WORSE + death + blood + hot cale fainting

CHOICALE IT'S CHOICALE IT'S LITERALLY CHOICALE FROM TCF

CALE CANONICALLY THINKS THAT CHOI HAN WANTS TO BEATS HIM A LOT OF TIMES

AND CHOI IS LIKE: I'll do whatever you want 🥰"

👆 this character dynamic

Me after reading that one fic:

In those tboah & lcf reaction, tboah!cale made a deal that resulted in him getting linked by many cale(s) and kim rok soo(s)-

[tboah!cale seeing majority of parallel him suffers]

Tboah!cale to cale!krs: woah, your life is really depressing

Cale!krs: we're admittedly the same person brat. besides, ALL the people in here is depressed. Tell us something new

Lcf!cale: (deadpan)

Tboah!cal: (remembering) you were tortured and died

Lcf!cale: wait-

Cale!krs: limbs cut?

Lcf!cale: shut u-

Tboah!cale: stuffed into a birthday box👍

Lcf!cale: (clasp their mouth) i told you to shut up idiots *CRAZY!*

Tboah!cale: (peeling lcf!cale's hand) you're married to the crown prince

Lcf!cale: ...

Cale!krs: (scandalous gasp) oh my!

The others: (sweatdropped)

And then tboah!cale (og!cale is a gremlin, i believed it!) decided to point every person that the parallel lcf!cale married, which is, A LOT.

Cale!krs was having the time of his life.

Some blushes.

Some dont know whether to laugh or cry.

Some celebrated.

Lcf!cale suffers.

Chaos ensues.

I just want to see cale talking to the Korea.

How would he talk about it? How would he talk about the food? Would he say he misses home? Would he talk about his personal relationships there? About his job? How would he describe the food there? How would he describe the cultural clashes? What kind of thing would he say depending on which member of his family he's talking to? Am I going to write that? Probably not.

I saw this alcale interaction and I couldn't not comment, it was like this:

*cale do a huuuge big shit*

Cale: hey, hyung, I-

Alberu: hyung? I'm the crown prince bich, shut up, call me your highness

Cale: ok your magesty🤗

*alver discovers that cale do a good shit*

Cale: hey you magesty, I-

Alberu: why aren't you calling me hyung?☹️call me hyung

.

And that's my interpretation

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Cale must have been like: wasn't I the son of a bitch?

I just read cale just thinking about a man's body like this?!?? He basically called lee Soo hyuk hot???

Maybe

What if chuuya wears a hat because he is bald

I thought of the most fucked up fanfic

Imagine krs!cale (or krs) being one of these person who work on these numbers you disk when you want kys idk the name, and he is more fucked up thank every person who call him, but he continues "don't kys, everything will be fine🥰" and he is "I want kms" BUT. he has a colleague, who work in the same place. ABERU CROSSMAN. And before he try suicide, HE DISKS THE SUICIDE NUMBER. AND WHO DO YOU RECEIVE THE CALL? ALBERU. AND HE CALM KRS AND MAKE HIM NOT KYS. AND GO TO HIS HOUSE TO CONSOLATE HIM

And then they became lovers

Follow the reasoning:

KRS!Cale is technically a 40 yo, right? So, logically, he has the personality, and the tastes of a 40.

NOW IMAGINE THIS:

After the war. Cale is open to new relationships. So he started dating. Not regularly, but every now and then he is seeing someone.

But since he's 40, he doesn't want to date someone from cale age.

But the fact that he only hangs out with older people, makes his family worried about his mental health or smth, even if he is perfectly fine with his relationships.

I don't know the end, but this would be a pretty much entertaining story even if I can't imagine cale dating someone, but let's suppose that he is bored and pretty, so the people would flirt with him and he would accept.