He Was Too Beautiful. Too Bisexual. He Had To Die.

Soap2Day being shut down is my villain origin story. I wanna die I need that shit.

thinking about sitting on a couch, my head resting in a boy’s lap, and infodumping about my latest interest while he runs his fingers through my hair. i’m gesturing wildly and talking too fast and going off topic every other sentence, but he’s still nodding along and watching as if in that moment, my incoherent rambling is the most important thing in the world.

when i’m done, we switch spots. he talks about his newest interest with so much excitement and joy that i know i’m watching with the same gaze.

saltburn is to 2023 what kill your darlings was to 2013 i think

NO CUZ WHY IS THIS FILMED LIKE A SCENE FROM THE OFFICE

i'm just a sleepy little guy n u know what?? i need a little kiss

What’s your favorite type of meat to eat raw

cock

Josh O’Connor & Daniel Metz in “Hide & Seek” (2014)

donald glover talking about trobed very happily and giddy and saying he wants someone to call them out for being in love

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.