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Imagine
Izuku moving to the states for some reason and ending up in gothem
Batman would love him if he found him on the streets.. new robin?
Anyways izuku has this insane training arc and like he goes back to Japan joins UA and gets into the hero course just with the bat training!
SOME ONE PLEASE WRITE A FIC PLEASE FOR IF YOU KNOW ANY TELL ME
Being in both the fandoms of My Hero Academia and Batman is so funny.
Like Izuku is all: I can't be a hero, I'm quirkless.
And meanwhile Batman is out here going toe to toe with gods and monsters and winning, without any superpowers at all.
Like Izuku, my teeny, tiny, smol boi, it has never been more apparent that you are not aware of what the base human body is capable of. And also everyone in your world is wildly unimaginative.
We should get high, listen to music, lay down, and hold hands while we both stare at the ceiling in a comfortable silence
i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers
In an alternate universe they're university professors and married I saw it in the wild rune
AU where Arthur doesn't die at Camlann and doesn't find out about Merlin's magic.
It's a few years after Camlann. Gwen and Arthur have two kids, a prince and a princess. It's not quite a golden age, but damn is it close.
Merlin loves and cares for those kids like there his own. He finds himself even more protective of them than he is of Arthur, something Gwaine never fails to rag on him about.
Merlins noticed their nurse acting strange. He's suspicious by nature of course and decides she's definitely hiding something. Something to do with the princess.
So Merlin investigates, finds nothing. Until one day he enters the nursery unexpectedly. A toy unicorn hovers in the air, the princess eyes shining gold, and the nurses face floods with panic.
She begs Merlin not to say anything. "Please don't blame the princess she can't control it, if someone must be punished please Sir punish me she's just a girl she doesn't know"
The nurse babbles on, terrified by Merlins shocked expression.
"This must be what my mother felt like' Merlin thinks, 'Terrified for a babe who doesn't yet understand the world they were born into'
He glances at the princess, she looks shocked and scared. Her little hands clutch the unicorn like a lifeline. Merlin had carved it for her as a 3rd birthday gift.
And he loves her, oh he loves her. To see his own childhood confusion and terror reflected on her face breaks his heart.
He had been scared his whole life. It was normal to him now, to be terrified of the people he loves finding out his true self.
But he wasn't scared now, as the overwhelming clarity of what he had to do settled over him.
'I won't make the same mistakes again' he thinks 'This girl will not grow up in fear. I won't allow it'
Destiny it seems, has finally forced his hand.
Friendly daily reminder that Achilles’ very first reaction upon seeing Patroclus’ body was to reach for his blade to slit his own throat, and that Patroclus said multiple times over that he did not intend to live after Achilles was gone.
Neither of them hesitated in deciding with themselves that they did not intend to live if the other died.
Harry, wakes up with his arms wrapped around Draco: Why are we lying on the grass cuddled together?
Draco: You fainted while we were arguing and I didn’t want people to think I knocked you out so I thought it’d be safer if they thought we were a couple napping on the grass.
Harry: why would you think that was safer??
Draco: Potter I make very bad decisions when on the spot now stroke my hair.
Harry: *strokes hair*
What actually happened in 6th year:
Draco, in the smallest of booty shorts and stilettos: I SURE HOPE POTTER *strikes a pose* ISN’T UNDER HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK *strikes another pose* OR IS SPYING ON ME.
Slime girl but she's made of melted edibles so she sticks tentacles down your throat to get you really high and suggestable so she can lay all the eggs in you she wants
Y’all… Please tell me someone had tried these… if you have let me know what you thought of these
Okay but seriously I’m craving these so bad!
STOP I LOVE THIS
a greek tragedy
wow! there's an actual story behind this au of an au of an au of a shigadabi au?!?!?!?!?!? and itll never be expanded on besides vague comics?!?!?!!? DELICIOUS!!!!
anyway they went 2 hgihschool together kinda and linked back up and touya is crazy WOOHOO
oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 🥺🥺🥺 this would fix me
Picture This…
I am hoping for Alastor and Lucifer’s relationship in season two, or later on, to become like Jake and Holt’s relationship from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Alastor would be Holt and Lucifer would be Jake. Like, they annoy each other to no end, but they still endear and like each other. I can’t be the only one who’s hoping for this. I’m bringing up because I’m re-watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine and I’m currently on season one episode 10 a.k.a., Thanksgiving.
There was one scene in particular that made me think this.
Tiny bit of context for the episode: Amy is hosting a Thanksgiving party for the 99 crew. Jake doesn’t want to go because he hates thanksgiving. They get pulled away because of a case. Jake comes up with funny names/personas for him and Holt (who goes with him) while they go door to door looking for their culprit.
Jake: Yes! The case continues!
Holt: This is not good.
Jake: Right, sorry Jimes. *Looks to the other people.* His father was murdered by a bookie. *Looks back to Holt.* I know you miss him.
Holt: *Pinches bridge of nose in annoyance.*
Don't judge me, just give me the shirt
i love submissive men baby tee by moxi mimi
okay guys hear me out, jirai café
how i want my messenger bag to look like
An official Sonic the Hedgehog cookbook is being worked on by publisher Insight Editions, according to a leaked Amazon listing
The upcoming cookbook for the speedy hedgehog will be penned by long time writer Ian Flynn, according to the leaked Amazon listing first spotted by our colleagues at @idwsonicnews.
"Cook quick, healthy, protein-packed dishes inspired by the colorful world of Sonic with the Official Cookbook, a fun and delicious compendium of recipes inspired by the blue blur," read the official description.
Here are some bullet points provided by the publisher:
50+ RECIPES: From speedy bites to power-packed feasts to satisfy even the speediest heroes, Sonic the Hedgehog: The Official Cookbook includes recipes for every occasion!
UNDER 30 MINUTES: These tasty (and healthy!) recipes can be made in 30 minutes or less! Can you beat our chefs in a race to see who can make these dishes the fastest?
BRING BELOVED CHARACTERS TO LIFE: Engage with the Sonic universe in a fun new way by making recipes inspired by fan-favorite characters such as Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy, and Dr. Eggman!
DISHES FOR EVERY SKILL LEVEL: With step-by-step instructions and eye-catching photographs, chefs of all ages can learn to make meals that could even power up Sonic the Hedgehog himself!
Priced for $29.99 USD for a hardcover copy and $11.99 USD for a digital copy, the upcoming cookbook will be released around October 2023.
I require the absolute bare minimum in life... this is that
Guys... OCHATOGA/TOGACHAKO x MIZISUA CURE
one of those "Tim gets sent to another world where everyone is a lot more emotionally intelligent and affectionate" fics, except he finds it so unnerving and hates it so much he goes out of his way to start fights and get them mad at each other before he leaves, and when he gets home damian stabs him and he's like "oh thank GOD everyone is normal here"
Peter Parker meets batfam fics are funny to me because I think it’s bold of y’all to assume the batfam wouldn’t take one look at Peter, decide “oh that’s just a tim who still holds childhood innocence and wonder” and adopt him straight on the spot
Peter: *in Gotham for the first time* oh my gosh! *snaps photos* these buildings are so interesting! Bruce: *watching wearily* interesting? This thing is crumbling. Peter: exactly. Very good photo opportunities. Bruce: hmm.
Peter: *scarfing down the batburger Jason bought him* this is really good! Haha I just wish I had a coffee to go with it, I have a lot of studying to do tonight. Jason: *eyes narrow under helmet* coffee? Peter: *completely blazing past* so anyway are you like, the Friendly Neighborhood Crime Lord or—
Peter: *goes on long-winded chemistry rant* Damian: *staring* it’s like . . . . Jason: *leaning over to Damian* yeah. It’s like reading a translated book where everything is just slightly off but still similar enough to make you squint Damian: that is not the analogy I would have chosen, but okay Jason: hey as long as it continues to be chemistry and not technology. One of those I can handle moderately well. The other still sounds like gibberish. Damian: *raises brow* Jason: okay, yeah, I have no clue what he’s saying
they just bring Peter to the manor one day and are like “hey Tim, here’s your twin from another universe. Corrupt him with coffee addiction, murderous tendencies or general jadedness and we’ll announce Red Robin is going to finally address the copyright infringement allegations against that burger franchise”
Jason, kicking down the door to Dick’s apartment: WHERE IS MY NEPHEW?
Dick, in his pajamas, eating a bowl of cereal: …huh?
DC/Marvel Peter Parker in Gotham AU where Dick Grayson is Peter's bio dad, and Jason is Uncle Ben.
Peter finds himself in another world where Ben exists only for him to be dead here too. Peter is lost, alone in a world he knows nothing about and has no one to talk to. Even if he starts making friends he can't tell them the truth about being from another universe. And yeah his bio parents exist here, but what is he supposed to tell them? He would just sound crazy, better to avoid them.
But he needs to talk to someone, so Jason's grave becomes a place where he can vent and reminisce.
where's my pretty girl in my lap?? making out with me as we grind into each other....hump yourself on me, honey...it's okay <3
people don't dry hump enough anymore, bring back dry humping