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How to support your mentally ill friends - a guide

instead of saying:

you need therapy ❌️

people won't love you before you love yourself 🚫

that fictional (wo)man isn't real (s)he doesn't love you 👎

you're not an angel sent from heaven, you have a personality disorder 🤬

who the fuck are you get out of my house. is that a GUN OH MY GO- 🤮

try saying instead:

here's my credit card number ✅️

you are sexy and beautiful and amazing and sexy and perfect and sexy and sexy 👍

your fellow divine beings in heaven yearn for your return ✔️

one day you'll be famous and then all those fuckass therapists will be proven wrong 🥰

i am humbled to be graced by your presence queen. i will give you free stuff forever and you never have to work again ever 🤩

Yaoi is inevitable, don't fight it. 🖤

okay guys hear me out, jirai café

just wanted to let you know that if you post chubby / plus size / fat people on your ed blog and degrade them to make yourself feel better, you're an absolute piece of shit and I wish you mass hair loss

when i pick up something new and i'm not immediately better at it than more talented people who have been practicing for years

Chat … is it weird or wrong if I prefer to be referred to and treated as a fictional character??

Like … I LOVE the idea of getting fanart. And headcanons. And horrifically mischaracterised blog theories on here. And people kinning me. And people making edits. And people having merch of me.

Plus I HATE acknowledging that I’m real. I HATE IT!!

If I were spoken to face to face about me as a character maybe I’d be treated as like a developer or author of sorts??

i cut myself with a dr pepper can

i cut myself with a doctor pepper can/ so funny

hhahahaahheehehheehahhahahahaa dr pepper ahhaha

STOP REPORTING JIRAI ACCOUNTS. YOU’RE DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD.

do you actually think that reporting mentally ill ppl’s safe spaces helps them in any way? do you think your some sort of saint by doing so? think it makes a difference?

NO. IT DOESN’T.

you’re the one who causes us most pain. causing us to lose the one place where we can be ourselves without the fear of judgement.

most of us don’t have a space like this irl. most of us don’t have friends to confide in, or a therapist to talk to. most of us don’t even have parents who love us.

so if you’re not actually gonna do smth abt our pain, then don’t pretend you care by taking away the one space were we feel comfortable.

BPD : big penis disorder

ASPD : awesome superb penis disorder

NPD : nice penis disorder

HPD : heavy penis disorder

i wanna get worse, I've grown to hate being aware of everything. Please Let my delusions wash over me again and make me see the "make-believe", it's the only way I've ever known. It's a way to make it through the days without shame or guilt. let me believe in my dearest darling for a while more, let this love that I feel never end or die. let the home I finally found be true and by God let me finally feel at peace even if it's only for a small moment

if you're still alive you're doing a good job! If you're still breathing you're doing a good job! There's no such thing as the "bare minimum" to life! If you're alive you're doing more than enough! Good job jirais!

stuck here for now, but trust me when I say one day I'll go home, to open arms and kind smiles. No longer a fool to make others laugh just so I can get the bare minimum of affection and praise but to make others laugh out of the goodness of my heart, one day I'll be free. Just wait and see, you'll see. I'll be a free bird oneday...

"I was born in the wrong era" bad for you I suppose! I was born in the wrong universe and I think about that fact everyday and I long for the day I might go back to my real home ^u^

daily affirmations

i am better than everyone

I look wonderful

All those who are my enemies should suffer

All those who upset me should die

People who criticize me are wrong and stupid

I deserve the best and totally not the worst thing to existence

All my suffering should be doubled and given to people who criticize me when I'm trying my best

yeah

Gay

I'm clean for 160 days 😼😼

I'm happy (idk why)

I want a girlfriend

I want someone

I want something

I think I forgot something. I feel empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty empty

I wanna dieeeee

I'm a potato 🥔

I WANT TO KISS HER

I'm straight

Her>>>>

My sister ♡♡♡♡♡ she is just like me♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎