yall... i reserved both sword catcher and ragpicker king in my library's libby app... guess what the waiting time is?
for sword catcher, 6 weeks. there are FOUR COPIES. i am one of 11 waiting. i am dead last.
and for ragpicker king? AND FOR RAGPICKER KING???
I AM ONE OF 21 PEOPLE WAITING. THERE IS A 20 WEEK WAIT TIME. I AM SECOND TO LAST ON THE LIST
BY THE TIME I READ RAGPICKER KING, IM GONNA BE IN A RETIREMENT HOME. IM GONNA BE 6FT UNDER, AND MY GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL HAVE TO READ IT IN MY HONOR. THEYLL PASS MY PHONE DOWN GENERATION AFTER GENERATION, UNTIL FINALLY, THE WAIT TIME IS OVER BILLIONS OF YEARS LATER, AND MY DESCENDANTS WILL READ IT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE SUN EXPLODE AND WIPE US ALL OUT
NO, ACTUALLY, THEY WONT. CAUSE THE SUN WILL EXPLODE BEFORE THE WAIT TIME IS OVER
last life tangos character is very very very underrated and no one else seems to get that.
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"the secret keepers have been trying to make me the villain this entire season, and it's like, why not just embrace it?"
oh god. the gradual progression from him wanting friends, to getting all these tasks and railing against the injustice of it all, to fully succumbing, giving up and letting go and deciding, they want a villain? he'll give them one all right
This will include:
No walmart radio
Dimmed lights where possible (sky lights may prevent some stores from appearing dim)
TVs turned to a static low sensory channel
Please 🔄 this post so people with sensory processing issues can be aware of it! Thank you! ❤️
My guy there is nothing platonic about fitpac. (But yeah I agree like there must have been something in the water lmao.)
The irreversible effects qsmp has had on men need to be fucking stuided. I didnt watch Fit pov because I was locked into Deathduo. BUT I KNOW I KNOW PACFIT ENJOYERS WERE EATING GOOD!!
Also what the fuck is up with Philza and Pac losing their "platonic husbands" and deciding to crash the fuck out after losing them.
no but the fact that this happens either way. like people say "oh cc has a weird obsession w incest, even excluding clace what abt herongraystairs or blackstairs or-" stfu. like herongraystairs isnt even CANNON yet i see it used as an argument against cc.
just bc ppl grow up together doesnt mean its incest if it get together. childhood friends to lovers is such a popular trope, do u rlly think that all of those ppl are into incest? no. cause it isnt.
(also, the "men cant be friends anymore" thing. like, no, not if theyre THAT fruity. that aint friendship that be gayship.)
everyday i thank god tsc isn't mainstream because i don't think i'd able to survive dudebros claiming will and jem are brothers and that shipping herongraystairs is weird. "men can't be friends anymore" no jeff, they can't
Okay but like seriously this is crazy I wish I could follow and like twice-
a pirate and a fish
This is in reference to when pearl was in the water and gem was on land, and the fact pearl wore a fish head most of the time.
ALRIGHT IT’S GEM TIME (slams table so the drinks comically spill)
i’ve seen a lot of people complaining that she said “2v1… you guys are gross!” when she 3v1ed grian and they went after the heart guys
THIS IS AN IMPROV SERIES and literally no one cares about fairness, this is just what gem happened to say at that time and they are ALL FRIENDS
trying to kill grian after he made a trap taking away like FOUR ROWS of her hearts is understandable and yelling to her scotts for help is also a normal reaction!!
the reason why she said it was “gross” was because she didn’t expect pearl to join in! note that she only started saying it when pearl went in to attack.
gem was shocked that pearl, her bestie, would actually help scar and hit her. that was what she found gross, that her own ally would team up with (from her pov) a villain to take HER down.
even if that hadn’t been the case this game is improv and i will NOT hear another word of hate on gem
tango design update and bonus ranczers
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