Okay, This Is It, This Is Your Notice, Its Time If You Haven't Already, Delete Your Account, Delete Your

Yeah ngl at this point it literally feels like my man Hozier needs to release a prerequisite reading list for every song he writes.

shiro: i’m back

adam: hey, how were the school tours?

shiro: cool. i met this little grumpy orphan kid, his name’s keith

adam: …bring him home

shiro: what

adam: he’s our son now

i’m still waiting for someone to write this fic

Look, I don’t care what kind of time-travel/timeline-crossover fuckery is involved, but picture if you will, S5 Merlin “Carrying the Entirety of Camelot On These Shoulders” Ambrosius meeting S1 Arthur “Hope This Doesn’t Awaken Anything In Me” Pendragon.

Arthur: Do you know how to walk on your knees?

Merlin, straightening to full height, squared up: Do you?

Arthur: Uhh….

Arthur, internally: Top me, top me, top me, top me, top me-

JKR is once again attacking a woman of colour

don't think people understand how to interact with popular people or corporations coming to tumblr

if it's a single person, be annoying. that's what we did with alex jones, and he quit after a week. we can do that to popular youtubers who try and move to tumblr. send those people kkp and stupid shit

this will not work on corporations and companies!! they are not people who get annoyed. they are faceless organizations that see any interaction as positive. remember when sony posted those stupid three frame gifs to promote their movies and no one gave a shit an then they left? and now after they left we constantly reblog "electros power cannot be contained"? the only reason sony left is because no one gave a shit about what they were posting until after they left

so when companies like duolingo and shit try and come to tumblr, trying to kkp them will not work. it will only make them more popular.

send kkp to dream and callmecarson or other white youtuber boys I can't remember the names of. do not send kkp to Wendy's.

MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]

the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]

me:

I’m in a love-hate situation with this fandom but the idea of defenders of tomorrow is fucking hilarious to me so here’s my messy-ass contribution

I can’t believe this is the first drawing I’m posting on this website ugh