Nasty Faggotses........

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

dead wife who you painstakingly bring back to life only for her to divorce you like a week later

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

the france is bacon story lives in my head rent-free

i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma