*eminem Voice* *falls Into A Hole In A Sewer Grate Before Saying Anything*

an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more

Favorite adderall review

Ppl who wanna change their name but don't know what name they wanna change it to or don't know what sounds good/suits them or whatever should be able to get paired with a girl who has 5,000 hours logged on the Sims. Like going to see an ancient oracle or something.

did it work

if i see a character who seems happy with their life i assume they must be trans cause being trans is a joyous experience. if i see a character who doesn't seem happy with their life i assume they must be trans because like, i get it, life's tough on us sometimes. what i'm saying is that all characters are trans to me. this is a win/win situation.

i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

dead wife who you painstakingly bring back to life only for her to divorce you like a week later