If I See A Character Who Seems Happy With Their Life I Assume They Must Be Trans Cause Being Trans Is

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

merry christmas!

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly