Alright So Pangur Got Her Claw Stuck While Rolling Over In Bed, And Then Just GAVE UP, Which Led To Her

"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"

the humble mozilla firefox:

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

Favorite adderall review

Ppl who wanna change their name but don't know what name they wanna change it to or don't know what sounds good/suits them or whatever should be able to get paired with a girl who has 5,000 hours logged on the Sims. Like going to see an ancient oracle or something.

grandpa pussy attack

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEMON DEMON ‼️‼️

biting your forehead friday

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier