Chris Fleming And Steve Buscemi For Vogue

Ppl who wanna change their name but don't know what name they wanna change it to or don't know what sounds good/suits them or whatever should be able to get paired with a girl who has 5,000 hours logged on the Sims. Like going to see an ancient oracle or something.

if i see a character who seems happy with their life i assume they must be trans cause being trans is a joyous experience. if i see a character who doesn't seem happy with their life i assume they must be trans because like, i get it, life's tough on us sometimes. what i'm saying is that all characters are trans to me. this is a win/win situation.

dead wife who you painstakingly bring back to life only for her to divorce you like a week later

Hey man what time is it have u got the time

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

The perfect daughter

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted