Jjk Fics Are Always So Funny To Me 😭😭😭😭 Like What Do You Mean “sure Do”

Izuku, reading one of his old Middle School notebooks to his students: So, next page says “You piece of shit, I know where you live and I will slit your throat in your sleep-“ Oh, that’s a death threat. Let’s go to the next page.

Students, terrified:

Bakugo, came to observe the class and also terrified: I just know that was for me.

In a timeline where Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lives in the compound:

Steve, walking into the living room: Don't worry Buck I think you'll really fit in around here. Everyone is super nice

Peter: Oh my god you're living here too?! Can I please look at your arm? Please please please please please-

Bucky: *turns around and leaves*

-

Clint: So... wanna test if your spider-sense defeats my perfect aim?

Peter: Oh my god do I ever

Tony & Steve: NO.

-

Peter: Hi. Big fan. Y'know we're like a spider duo. Crime fighting spiders. Arachnid pals

Natasha, staring blankly:

Peter: Web friends? SPY-ders?

Natasha:

Peter: Spinneret associates?

Natasha: Leave.

Peter: Yes okay sorry ma'am

-

During a meal:

Bucky: *glaring at Sam*

Sam: Ay Rogers come get your dog

Steve: Bucky, leave it

Bucky: *glares down at soup instead*

-

Peter: Mr. Rogers could you help me with my homework?

Tony: What the hell kid, I'm right here

Bruce: I have... so many degrees

Steve: Hey I know a thing or two myself. Sure Queens, what do you got?

Peter: Great! I'm just gonna ask some questions for my essay. What would you say the role of war propaganda was in your decision to enroll in the military? Was being poor a factor? Actually, how was the Great Depression for you?

Steve: Less depressing than this conversation.

-

Steve: Take a jacket, it's chilly

Wanda: Okay thanks dad

Steve:

Wanda:

Peter: Ha! That's so embarrassing, it's like calling your teacher dad

Wanda: Shut up Peter, you call Tony dad all the time

Peter: Yeah but I do it on purpose so it's not embarrassing. I'm very open about my daddy issues

-

Tony: I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth

Steve:

Tony: Looking at me with your angelic blue eyes, like a freak

Steve:

Tony: Stupid Dorito ass build. Making me wanna take a bite

Steve: I feel harassed but I'm not sure what kind

-

Natasha: Hey bird brain!

Clint and Sam both turn:

Natasha: Hm, that's a problem. You have thirty seconds to decide who gets bird brain. The other will be feather head

Clint and Sam: *start arguing*

Tony: I can't believe they're fighting to be called an insult

Steve: She has that effect on people

Peter: Aw man, I wish the Black Widow gave me a nickname :(

-

Peter: Hey old man

Bucky:

Peter: I'M SO SORRY SIR MR. WILSON MADE ME DO IT PLEASE DONT KILL ME

Sam: *cackling in the background*

Bucky: *stands up and turns to Sam*

Sam: Oh shit- kid you're not getting the money if you're gonna snitch!

Peter: That's okay, I'd like to think my life is worth more than twenty bucks

-

Bucky: I need your... help

Tony: Sure, what's up?

Bucky: *glances back at Steve who stands in the doorway and nods approvingly*

Bucky: Arm.

Tony: Ok... this conversation is killing you isn't it?

Bucky:

Tony: Say please

Bucky: Nope can't do it-

Steve: Do I need to get out the get-along shirt?

*Bucky and Tony share a look of alarm*

Bucky: Please fix my arm

Tony: Yep of course no problem buddy

-

Read Part 2 and Part 3

I just imagine Bakugou crashing Midoriya's classes so much to the point that the novelty has worn off, and the students groan every time they hear him approaching.

Midoriya: Okay class, so we-

*door slams open*

Bakugou: DEKU!

Midoriya: *sighs in teacher* What is it this time?

Bakugou: Fight me!

Midoriya: I'm in the middle of a lesson Kacchan.

Bakugou: FIGHT ME!

Kota: Get out! I'm trying to learn.

Bakugou: You wanna go little brat?!

Midoriya: Kacchan, please don't fight the children!

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

explain this one, liberals

Bakugo Katsuki: Origin

Light Fades to Rain

okay gege now that you brought nobara back plase for the finale maki and nobara lesbian timeline going on dates nobara taking maki on shopping spree maki helping nobara spar them doing eo's nails them kissing them kissing them kissing them kissing them kissing them kissing them kissing them kissing them kissing them kissing them kissing them kissing them going feral when the other one's hurt maki pulling nobara in for a kiss nobara smiling into the kisses arms around maki neck on tip toe with the romcom leg out them living together them tending to eo's scars them kissing nobara kissing maki burns marks maki helping nobara apply eye medication nobara bathing maki and softly touching her scars before kissing them them kissing them kissing them kissing them kiss— *gunshots*

i love shipping everything i don’t believe in fandom wars everything is canon because i said so. “bkdk” hell yeah “izuocha” sick “togachako” fucking awesome “kamijiro” oh absolutely “momojiro” can we kiss??? “todomomo” i love you!! “tododeku” FIRE!!!!!!!!!

:')

did somebody say graduation?