Alr. I Know That I Just Made This Account Today But I Quite Literally Can't Hold It In.

[Toon x Mobster] I really like the idea of Gavriel getting nice and plump (dad bod) because Jack keeps pampering him

Gaining happy weight and a happy husband more than willing to spoil him.

I've been seeing so many works about Optimuses gathered together across the universe, and yeah, there's the general consensus that the Optimi would side-eye Bayverse and his (violent) downward spiral, but c'mon!

Where's the side-eye towards TFP? I don't mean with the bromance between him and Megatron, I'm talking about TFP being his unintentional feral, awkward self.

Unlike his other counterparts, TFP had come from the boonies of nowhere and straight-up wilds, and then got his education from a recluse that's in so many political pies and skills from a multitude of people from a variety of backgrounds.

Like there are Things that TFP's friends, coworkers, close advisors, and teammates just... accept because it's Orion Pax/Optimus Prime.

He may have assumed responsibility over his collection of teens, but he isn't really close to them, so they don't see the shit that the others do. Even Smokescreen has moments where his thoughts are like, "Is this a Prime-thing? It must be a Prime-thing!"

Like give me the Optimus that will literally go into an in-depth discussion on the unique culture of each city-state can be stemmed by the Primes they either patroned or championed, but will straight up eat raw Energon crystal because there's a line at the convertor. 10/10 would lick a cave wall to determine its composition. (In fact, this is how Megatronus met Orion. This guy straight up took a bite of someone's art project/stupid dare because he couldn't understand egging pranksters and didn't drop from the inedibles of dark arts.) He likes long drives (makes sense, he's a convoy), free style rock-climbing off of cliffs (what), and can parkour off a ridiculous building (WHAT)

He's the equivalent of the human would eat the plastic imitation fruit and either politely say it's not his thing or finish it off if it was scented. The buff nerd that's weirdly quiet and would have the knowledge to homebrew pyrotechnics and utilize them if necessary. You would never expect this guy to be outdoorsy, he is. Very. Can tell people which wild plants or animals will cause vivid hallucinations or sleep paralysis in an offhand manner. Do not get this guy shit-faced: everything will become surreal.

I just know that the psychological trauma all these bots have from the Decepticons Win AU is WILD. They probably won't do the small things that they previously loved, or able to do (if they were injured or such). Do you think that some of them would try to kill their 'spouses'? What would be the repercussions of that? Would they be tortured or raped in front of everyone to see what would happen if they ever tried that?? What about the pregnancy losses (I think too much sometimes so sorry if this doesn't really appeal to you😭)?

Yes they are quite traumatized. They can not do what they used to think was fun, because it no longer is.

And hmm i've never really thought that far on if they tried to kill their mates. Well they've already been raped in front of bots when they were first bought. I think if they tried to kill their mates they'd be transfured to being a breeder until they cried about how wrong they were and they won't do it again, because being a breeder sucks.

Even more than having a mate, multiple mechs and fems dumping transflud into your forge every day for hours.

Oh Pregancie losses, I don't think that there would be that bad of repercussions, some birth rest before they can try again. But if it's deliberate, they are forced down, tied to something bed or chair, mostyly bed. They have their every move watched by a sitter while their mate is gone, it is torture.

YESSS BUT

another thought is that they have been through so much during those four months that they probably would have gone maybe a bit manic or smth like that idk

This AU has me thinking so much of the possibilities that could have taken place after

Sentinel wanted to keep them isolated so that they don't escape right? (My memory is a bit fogging rn idk why) SO he would have them locked up somewhere that only he and probably some others have access to. MAYBE they were kept in darkness for a long time to the point where their optics most likely don't work properly afterwards. Maybe they were locked up like shackled or smth. If that happens their limbs would have scratches where the shackles were at since they tried to escape.

WHAT IF Sentinel wasn't that possessive with them (like he would be but not where they would only be fragged by him) what if he lent (?) them to others for them to use??

What if after they successfully escaped, everything plays out as it did in canon. Megatron would want revenge and he got it but Optimus would want Sentinel to still get a fair trial so that EVERYBOT on Cybertron would see how cruel and brutal he was. (Not very likely but whatever)

What if afterwards, the both of them felt that Sentinel has ruined everything for them. They no longer can have sex without thinking about him and the thought alone sends them reeling. They can't be affectionate without thinking the Megatronus/Prima being captured by Quintessons and forced to be incubators role play since Sentinel wanted them to hold each other (another thing he ruined).

Time perception: another thought I just had was that maybe he DOES decide to inform them how long it has been and that gets them closer to spiraling. What do you mean it has only been 4 months?? Surely it hasn't? It leaves them with a sense of dread as they began to think that they are never getting out of here if it's been that long.

That's it but idk if I'm intruding on this soooo yea

Tho it's kinda fun thinking the possibilities😭

https://www.tumblr.com/yayasvalveplay/777775239530725376/in-the-playtoy-au-how-long-are-orion-dee-are?source=share

4 MONTHS??

This has me thinking that their perception of time probably got fucked up during that time (if they didn't have their chronometers) and thought that it had been more than that

Oh ya their time perception got fucked up when their chronometers were turned off, they think they were jut there for a month or two, but nope. It's been 4 months the moment Dee and Orion escape.

Imma need this shit for when I actually get to my first draft instead of laying around and daydreaming

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

These designs are so gorgeous Holy shit

humanformers Optimus ideas got me in a chokehold and i had to get it out of my system before i implode--

+bonus comic:

Ratchet would be absolutely beside himself to see Omega Supreme plump with Nemesis's bitties

He was meant to keep Omega safe, that's his friend

Yes he would. He was supposed to keep him away from it all, and now Omega has bitties and is currently carrying the 10th little one.

Star ships like Omega I can see taking like 5 years to build another star ship sparkling in their forge.

We have talked about Skyfire eating Starscream out, but what if it's actually reversed?

Idk Skyfire just vibes as big bottom for me.

Starscream pulls away and his entire face is covered in lubricant

Omfg why why why

Nvm I did this to myself😭

I am unsure why, but this reminded me of my mother. I wonder how she has been.

OH MY GOD I THINK I JUST PASSED UP A JOB JUST BY DENYING THE PHONE CALL

I didn't even think about it. Imma tell you that. Phone number I don't recognize? Deny it.

AND THEN I REMEMBER WHERE IT'S FROM AND I IMMEDIATELY START PANICKING

Because WHAT IF I JUST PASSED THAT SHIT UP?????

Like I'm so done with this.

And I need this money soooooo.

I'm a fucking idiot tbh