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Chat (absolutely no one) am I cooked for making a Minecraft x Some other fandoms AU??

Like MC steve is my blurbo and has been for the last 6? 7??? Years....

Idk man I have to make my headcanons about him (he is absolutely cooked for what I am about to do to him)

ANYWAY

Some things about this AU (main):

They are all in a war that lasted for millions of years (inspired by transformers, obv)

Ahem, shipping Sabre (iykyk) x Steve😭

Omegaverse (different hierarchy then normal, and the way I did the humans here WILL be boring sooo yea)

Almost all of them are not human

HB, along with 303, null, 404, lick, dreadlord, etc. etc.

It involves Gotham.... and the other shit

Uh the beginning has these characters: Khai (OC), Sabre (he/they), Steve (trans man), and Daisuke (female OC)

That'll be all for right now

Pls I just need a happy post😭 (it ain't gonna happen bc it's sg)

"I know you can do it"

This is actually wild...the difference between og and this sg

@ask-tfone-optimus

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

I would like to disagree but I can't because the first image actually does make him look like he would turn into a vehicle. But the second image doesn't give us any details on what he would look like.

Besides, the second one doesn't have certain details or I just can't see it. But, where are the tires? Where are the windows of the truck? Where are the subtle and not-so-subtle things that make him actually look like a truck????

Enough time has passed where I can confidently say this

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The fact that I just realized I have to go to that damn building for my own ✨️education✨️ is wild and so the fic might come out like next month I think??? Idk imma have to see how much I work on it

i'm being stupid or smth anyway

Megatron who get pulled back from the dark side by someone else than Optimus (Rodimus, Dot Malto...)

And Optimus... has enough.

He passed millions of years trying to save his friend, giving him chances again and again, hurting himself by both the Decepticon's actions and his own despair, before - maybe - making peace that Megatron can't be fix. He's irredeemable.

Except he's not. Someone Megatron knows since less time than Optimus, who didn't have the quarter of the relationship they had, who didn't put a fraction of the time and effort and suffering of Optimus, manages to do what Optimus was incapable of doing.

Optimus doesn't want to do anything with Megatron. He doesn't want to talk to him or to see him ever again. He will not hurt him, but he can't forgive him for this betrayal.

Basically,

YESSS AND HE GETS THE BREAK THAT HE DESERVES!!

like he has the entirety of Cybertron on his shoulders and maybe someone says that he should look for someone to frag.

He blushes at the bluntness of the statement, but he thinks it over. It sounds very tempting but the question is: who would he frag?

But the answer is obvious! Especially since everybody wants a piece of him. He probably picks either Elita or Blurr first.

He assumes that he would be the one to spike them since the Prime is supposed to be the one in charge of their pleasure, right? WRONG!! Elita or Blurr rubs his panels to make him show his valve. And as soon as they get to it, they shove their digits inside and start finger-banging him to overload. He didn't even have time to warn them with the way he whines and whimpers for them to keep going, that he---

Then, he screams and overloads hard. In fact, he squirts.

They are shocked, of course. But he just kept going. He's begging for them to continue. And they do.

They pull their spike out and prep him more. Then, they shove their spike into his valve and ohhhhhhh this is best he has ever felt.

Cue some marathon sex.

They go for the entire night and by the end of it, they're panting and tired.

Few days later, he is already charged. Again?? After a one night stand, he is wanting to go at it again?? He picks someone else: Jazz. They go at it like rabbits. They're not stopping for anything! In fact, they went at it for almost an entire day because it just felt sooooo good.

And some time later, maybe days or even weeks. He suddenly feels sick. His behavior is changing. He is getting more temperamental, aggressive even, to the others. He's eating more His body starts filling out better: his thighs get thicker, his hips widen, and his chest starts feeling uncomfortable and feels that something to pressing against his windows. (It makes everybody blush, seeing the way his body is now so curvy. It's makes them want to frag him to the berth but they have to wait until he gets to them since it looks like he's not stopping anytime soon.)

He finally goes to Ratchet after weeks and Ratchet scans him, saying that he's sparked. Sparked??

Logically, it makes sense. The symptoms lead to it; his body is preparing for the gestation period, for his sparkling. But he can't believe it! In the middle of war? How careless could he be?!

He's given the option to terminate but he doesn't want to. He wants to carry them to term.

He announces it to everyone. They're happy too!!

But now several precautions are in place.

He still has to go to the battlefield but now he has an entire group of bots to protect him!! If he's in the base, they are giving him more energon. The workload lessens to a fraction of what it was. Etc. Etc.

The Decepticons know something is going on and want to investigate but between optimus tearing their sparks/limbs out and every bot becoming more hostile and aggressive towards them every chance they get, they can't do anything!!

When they're off, optimus is getting fucked silly and his tits sucked on by ALL of them. Prowl and his inner circle can keep the army together while he can relax!! He can't stress the sparkling out when he's being pampered to hell and back. They give him everything he wants.

Meanwhile optimus himself can feel that his higher-functioning is slowly turning off to focus on the sparkling. He's going to base coding.

He converts his berth into one huge nest. It's filled with the softest materials ever but also has weapons and energon stored just in case. He snarls anytime some bot approaches him without his consent.

On the other side of the field, the Decepticons are getting irritated. They are losing!! And they don't know why!! Scratch that, they do.

The Autobots, who everybody assumes to be entirely made up of pacifists, are getting to the point where even one small interaction with them is getting a Decepticon killed.

And so, they make a plan. Megatron and Soundwave will infiltrate the base, try to find Optimus, and kidnap him. Is this a death wish? Most likely but they don't really have a choice here.

They do it one day. The base is empty, void of mechs. Its perfect. It takes some time for them to find it. They hear a noise of.. smacking?? They dismiss it, thinking that it wasn't of importance. They go into the room and they see... Optimus is getting his back struts blown out and Blurr's fondling his breasts. Optimus has a full belly, one that brushes against the ground from his position. They see sparklings in a different nest, all having varying designs, paint colors; all of them sleeping, oblivious to their surroundings.

Optimus looks over and suddenly snarls at them, 2 rows of teeth on full display. Blurr stops and looks over too, spike sliding out. Both of their armor is flaring in and out, showing that they will pounce if Soundwave and Megatron step any closer.

They. Are. Shocked.

What else are they supposed to think?

This was the reason why the Autobots were all acting that way. They were protecting their broodmare

The both of them are flung back into reality and their coding is telling them to sink down to their knees and they do.

OP and the other pause. What? They don't understand. What are they doing?

Well, OP knows. They are showing their submission to him!! They are respecting his boundaries! He purrs when he realizes this. They would make good sires too.

At his approval of them, they go in, their coding taking over.

Everybody comes home and immediately they're on high alert. They sense that somethings wrong. It feels off.

Who was here?

Who was here while.. OP...

Oh.

Oh no.

OP, their Prime, the carrier of their sparklings they're protecting??

They frantically get to the room just to see that he's fine. But then they see that Megatron and Soundwave themselves are here.

What the fuck??

They look closer and see that they are fragging Optimus. His valve is split open on Megs' spike, mouth wide open to make room for Soundwave, and the Bot is fondling OP's chest.

OH.

...At least their lover is enjoying himself, gaining new donors in the process. Although they may have to make sure that the place is more secure next time.

After the 'incident', a treaty was put in place to secure the safety of Cybertron, and to, well, get OP pregnant.

Though some stupid mechs do not respect the treaty. They don't want to see the Prime live. They want to put him through hell.

And that is their first mistake.

They plan it like this: a couple of mechs will get into the place, alright? They will navigate it until they could find OP himself (sounds very familiar) and then kill him and anyone else thats with him.

It's in action a day later.

After they steer through this place and knocked out some of the guards that were supposed to be outside the room, they go in.

They expect to fight him. They expect for their to be bloodshed. They expect to win.

Obviously.

But when they go into the room, they are met with OP, who heard them, hissing and snarling.

Oh?

They don't think much of it, despite how odd it was for the Prime to do that.

What they didn't know was that his sparklings are there with him. They didn't know what they came face to face with a fierce carrier, who would do anything to protect them.

They didn't know that the moment they got into the base, they were dead.

When they get closer to his nest, OP pounces.

Their screams and wails echo through the halls.

By now both the Autobots and Decepticons will sense that something is amiss. They hurry to the base because this time it feels so very wrong.

When they get to OP, they are met with a crime scene. They see energon coating the walls leading to the room. They see detached servos and claw marks. They see limbs poking out from the door.

But none of them are his paints.

They go inside, only to see OP is eating them. He's eating the inside of their chassis, their fuel lines/tanks, their arms....

OP is covered in energon, which should've been terrifying and disgusting. But to them, it only served to make him more beautiful. Beautiful in the way that this proved he is a good carrier. Beautiful in the way that he reacted on instinct to protect his sparklings.

They reward him by fragging him while he's still coated in energon til he's pregnant again.

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OOOOO DAMN this is so long for me.😭 I haven't written anything like this before so sorry if it isn't good but I wanted to get my thoughts out there.

In two days too😭

@yayasvalveplay here!!!! I'm kinda happy how this turns out but idk if it's any good. But imma keep fueling this urge to write feral broodmare op

OOOOOO WAIT DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON FERAL BROODMARE ORION/OPTIMUS

PLESE PLEASE. I WOULD LOVE THEM TO BE A BROODMARE.

Getting fucked so silly and popping out kids. Dee/Megatron being the stud that he always get paired with most of the time, though sometimes he had others. Jazz, Elita, Prowl, Blurr. But it is mostly Dee/Mgatron.

They would be so protctive over their kids. their tits are swollen with sparkling energon. they love being breed

https://www.tumblr.com/luxafers-triak/780094543226863616/ykw-archivist-orion-pax-is-not-gonna-be?source=share

I went ahead of myself

Back to what I was saying before megpax happened

Orion Pax would know so many things about Cybertron itself and its inhabitants that not even Soundwave nor any of the spies themselves know about.

But also I believe that he would be forced to monitor some of the 'sessions' that went on there. That he would told that he was needed to film some things for the Senate only to find himself in the middle of a crime scene (and sometimes having to participate under the threat of whatever)

He would document history as it plays out and has to release the rather heavily censored versions of those events to the Iacon Hall of Records.

I also like to imagine that he would be so much older in this universe. I'm talking alive since the beginning of the Quintesson age of Cybertron, like he was there for the rise of the Quintessons and the end of it (he was part of the regime that killed them and had garnered quite a reputation there).

During that age, he was able to freely document what the Quintessons were doing and are going to do. He was also able to get into meetings where he would translate, make notes, transcribe their conversations, draft treaties, organize events and parties, record certain things, etc. etc.

He was both a highly-valued soldier and Archivist for them. Because of this, he would also be sent on stealth missions, honey trap his victims, do surveillance, basically all of those black/special ops slag.

However, the problem lay in what the Quintessons were doing to some of the other species, specifically Cybertronians. They would treat them like they were worth nothing, starve them if they disobeyed, use them for their own selfish desires, and drain them of their energon just to give them a fraction of the amount the Quintessons received.

Some of the Cybertronians (the Primes and others), however, didn't care enough of the consequences and chose to lead a rebellion against them.

Now, this is where Orion Pax noticed and did not notify the Quintessons of what they were doing. He believed that they were actually doing the right thing to stand up for themselves.

He gave them weapons, more energon, notes of what they were doing in the meetings, and provided healer training (it was rough since he had little to work with, but he gave them the basics whenever they had common injuries. If he could, then he would also provide them with the proper materials for medical supplies).

When the Quintessons eventually found out, he was close to being executed on the spot when the leader of the entire colony approached the scene and commanded that they don't kill OP because they should break him first.

After that, they kept their promise and tried everything they could to do so. They tore his armor apart from his protoform, deprived him of energon and of any form of sensory, used him, basically torturing him until he almost couldn't take it anymore.

But when they suddenly left him alone one cycle because of a meeting being held, he took that chance to escape from where he was being held (in the chambers). It was eventually found out a couple joors later, and they searched every crevice for any sign of him. But, it was too late, and OP was already halfway there to Iacon.

The Primes, while on patrol, found him in the middle of a clearing, stumbling and in a state of constant agony.

------

With the help of Orion Pax, who proved to be a competent soldier, they won countless battles.

Originally, after recovering enough to fight, Orion had to go through training and ranks all over again. He quickly rose up the ranks and became one of the leading generals (though this didn't really mean much when they were still in the early stages of the war).

He had all of the soldiers trained in Quintesson combat as he was the only one who knew how to. He himself modified almost of them so that they were able to have very powerful weapons to use against them. He trained the rest of them as medics, mediators, translators, etc.

(A few vorns later because I don't know what else to say in this part, okay)

Even though they didn't really have a chance in the beginning, they ended up winning the war.

In the final battle, they were close to giving up because the Quintessons were overwhelming them when Orion Pax came into the scene.

Orion, who wanted revenge for what they did to him, stormed in with powerful machine guns and blades. It was brutality and bloodlust at its finest.

He absolutely decimated every last Quintesson until they were nothing but a field of hollow corpses. After that, he had left on a spaceship for a couple of chords before returning back.

When he came back and Cybertronian society began to rebuild itself, he was there through all of it.

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Somewhere down the line, some of the Primes turned away from their beliefs and everything else happened.

The caste system was put in place, and everything went to hell afterwards.

The cycle of them turning into oppressors began, and everymech suffered as a result.

The Pits, which was originally friendly sparring, turned into a bloodsport. Iacon, which was a place of fighting and violence, turned into the main source of the oppressive high-caste mechs and architecture. Kaon, once a place of the arts, became too dangerous for once to go alone unless you were born in it. Tarn, known for its beautiful architecture and wildlife, became the source of Cybertron's minerals and had abandoned buildings. Other cities had not yet formed until several vorns down the line.

Orion Pax, who had dreams of living a peaceful life and not surviving yet another horrific cycle on the battlefield, realized that it was all for nothing, now that they were destroying themselves from the inside.

He only wishes for this to end peacefully (in the back of his mind, he only knows that this is wishful thinking).

He meets Megatronus and Soundwave, helps with their cause while also trying not to give anything away from his past (he slips up a couple of times, and it messes with his mind that he can't tell them, no matter how much they insist), and everything else goes almost exactly how it did in canon.