Sir Thomas Stanley Holland,

ily, menswear guy

my girlfriend: *breathes*

me: 💖💖💖❣❣💟💌❤❤💝💝😍💓❤❤💜💜💙💜🌠💙💖😍💚💖❤💕💟❤🌠💕💕💙💓💕❤💖💘💖💋💖💋💗💖💞💗💞💗💚💟💟❣💝💟❤💌🌠💝💕💖💘💟❣💖😍💋💖💘😍💖💋💖😍💋💖💘💖❤💕❤💕💕💓❣❣💟💟💕💓💕💝💌💛💝💝💛🌠💚💝💌💚🌠💝💙💞🌠💞😍

her: how did you say that out loud

holiday season checklist 💞✨

kiss a girl under the mistletoe

see christmas lights with her

watch cheesy christmas movies and cuddle

not be so much of a grinch because she's taught you to grow your heart and be happier around the holidays

drink hot cocoa and laugh at whoever burns their tongue first

kiss her on new years

send festive wholesome memes at least once a day to her

this'll be my last post for the night. it looks bleak right now and it feels like the world might end and i do not blame you for feeling that way. i kind of feel like that too to be honest, but numbers are just numbers and land is just land. the results maps you're looking ar are not 100% accurate.

please please please just walk away from this. you'll wake up tomorrow and we'll all probably be crying, for good or bad reasons. i am begging you all to get away from the screen and sleep if you can because if you're starting to spiral then this is not good for you.

i sound like a broken record and i apologize but i repeat it because it's true: no matter how bleak it seems, no matter how badly this may or may not turn out, we can push through this. get some rest. wake up and keep living no matter what. i believe in you.

wake up and keep living. no. matter. what.

goodnight and good luck. sending my warmth out to all of you. <333

(psst have some more cat pics!!! you all really liked the other ones so here's some loafs to ease your mind. i'll see you all tomorrow.)

i’m sorry but lgbtq+ ships just hit different

i love women so so so so SO so so SO much. i love them platonically, romantically, sexually, in a feminist way, in a dyke way, i love them in every possible sense of the word. i love women!!! i love their soft nature, i love how kind and attentive women are, i love how nurturing and caring they are. i love how gorgeous they are and how they carry this beautiful energy with them wherever they go. i love women. i was put on this earth to love women. it is my sworn duty to love women and i WILL

the operator was….yes you guessed it right - suspended

RIP #NaomiMusenga

Greek Gods as Things I’ve Overheard in My School

I got a request for Greek Gods as things I’ve overheard, and since school is- quite possibly the best place for these things, I figured why not!

Zeus: “Bold of you to assume that I can’t be more of an asshole.” Poseidon: “People never drink water in class. Drink water throughout class. Drink water instead of class. Don’t go to class.” Hades: “My math grade is almost lower than my will to live.” Hestia: “Sometimes I just want to sit in that fire pit and roast marshmallows as I let the ashes reclaim me.” Demeter: “They said we need more plants around. Replace me with a plant.” Hera: “I need feminism because clearly my future husband is going to be a dumbass and I want to prove I’m better.” Athena: “I like the smell of old books.” *proceeds to stuff face into textbook* Hermes: “I can steal your heart, yes- but can I steal myself a personality?” Apollo: “Music class these days is just idiots trying to find happiness.” Artemis: “I just want to be gay with an instinct to kill.” Hephaestus: “I want to build myself a girlfriend.” Aphrodite: “Maybe one day people will appreciate my inner beauty and not my numerous pimples.” Dionysus: “Time to get DRUNK!” *chugs water bottle* Persephone: “I love flower crowns. They make me want to-” *cracks knuckles* “Kick ass.”

Person: So you think your ship is going to be canon because?

Me, pulling out a whole presentation with 78 slides: I'm glad you asked

hey bi people

does anyone else have like no type for one of the genders they like and an extREMELY SPECIFIC type for the other??

like with dudes i’m really specific and picky and that’s not too great but oh well

but like to me GIRLS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL WHATS A TYPE