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he's the worst man alive he's the love of my life he's covered in blood he's weird about god and he's a lot, he's not perfect, but most importantly he's bisexual

Type "I am" in the tags and whatever follows is your gender today...

hehehehe... amogus

Ada Limón, from "To the Busted Among Us", Sharks in the Rivers

*flirting with a slasher guy* Ooooo you wanna brutally murder me so bad it makes you look stupid.

Michael Myers as Sailor Moon bc my mom overhead me complaining about those asks I've been getting and asked me to draw "just Michael then🥺"

Mom this one's for you ig

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

please enjoy the funniest ao3 comment i've ever received

it's that time of year again! HAVE FUN

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this