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Pov you meet Bo at the funeral but he's drunk off his face and raving about his mother
*flirting with a slasher guy* Ooooo you wanna brutally murder me so bad it makes you look stupid.
THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY
WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)
HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN
(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)
Michael Myers as Sailor Moon bc my mom overhead me complaining about those asks I've been getting and asked me to draw "just Michael then🥺"
Mom this one's for you ig
can we pls talk about the names on the highchairs being in papyrus font. who gave miss trudy a cricut in 1974
SLASH N’ PRIDE
Some drawings I made for stickers. Remember queer topics and people had always been in horror media.
((not all characters with specific flags are personal headcanons, some are based on their production/creative development, scenes from their movies, or just for fun!))
Cursed Sinclair Brothers Headcanons No One Asked For:
Bo:
Wears black socks with sandals.
Knows all the moves to Footlose and 75 miles until Heaven from “Best little Whore House in Texas”
Has been seen singing into the hand of his tools/knives while in the middle of killing people.
He has a “Dance” playlist that he listens to time to time, and he dances to it while fixing cars and killing.
Actually, while he was in the basement with a victim, he started singing “I wanna Dance with Somebody”. And the victim came in with the backup.
Vincent:
Also knows the moves to “75 Miles until Heaven”.
Jump scares his brothers all the time! Like, he is known to hide and jump out of nowhere! Trees, bushes, the roof— nowhere is safe.
What he wears to bed: a pair of duck slippers that quack every time he walks, wears hair curlers, and a bright pink bathrobe. He also does those green face masks, too, with cucumber slices on his eyes.
His coffee mug says: “Too Pretty for this Shit”
Lester:
Can quote the whole Bee Movie.
Eats coffee grinds after being used to make coffee.
One time, he barked at Bo while arguing with him. It went like this:
Bo: *yelling at him*
Lester: bark bark bark bark!
Bo: …
Lester: …
Vincent: …
Bo: What the fuck!?
They never talk about it still to this day.
He wears these on Sundays to piss Bo off:
a meme check me out on twitter!
it's that time of year again! HAVE FUN
Type "I am" in the tags and whatever follows is your gender today...
So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY
Crow Time - Statue 1
HARVEY GUILLÉN Met Gala 2023, Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty
the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
Troy Jollimore, from "Vertigo", Syllabus of Errors
“I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.”
— Oscar Wilde
MY MOLECULES HAVE STARTED TURNING PINK
Where is the girl equivalent to the general popular slashers. Give me the stinky, the muscles, the absolute worst, and the most devious looking woman I’ve ever seen.
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
Ashikaga, Japan by ajpscs
My brain urgently needed Lester in a summer dress
Just look at this coquette