Worlds Slowest Fanfic Author Tries Really Really Hard

my hope is that my fanfics will be good enough to be remembered, even though we don't even exist in the jshk fanfic writer community right now <3

find my ao3 lyingintheclouds if you want ...

i just had a breakdown, a macaroon, a hug and a secret-spilling session this past hour. it’s too bad that couldn’t keep me down! i’m still alive and a wonderful human being !! who’s good at lying (to themself) may i add.

anyways. the universe should invent more days bc im in need of a day dedicated to myself

goodbye

omfg someone else did this??? i love it. i love this so much.

my ramble about the parallels here !

adding on:

natalie & sakura forming the tired assistants club and sakura shares tea. she swears not to tell anyone about mayura, but tsukasa finds out somehow(???), steals it, turns mitsuba’s scarf into a sentimonster and there’s an entire episode of the heroes trying desperately to defeat someone that’s wayyyyyyy more experienced than them at fighting (it ends with sakura taking over as hawkmoth with the name 'actias luna' and tsukasa just handing over the peacock miraculous to the heroes. hawkmoth is sure very mad after that)

we have LEMON AND ALYA as part of the school’s media team or something. and sousuke actually joined them for photography at one point, but... yk

nino & lemon would totally vibe. in agreement.

imagine marinette falls in love with teru. he’s like a more polished version of adrien, child labor backstory and alllllll

it’s either marinette & nene team up to help each other with their crushes OR they realize that it could be a competition (albeit they’re very friendly about it.)

IMAGINE. and there’s also a possibility of a miraculous au with aoi as ladybug & teru as chat noir... + luka as akane would be so nice

hanako would hate adrien for being the source of nene’s new crush, so watch adrien slowly get convinced he’s haunted (he’s right)

AOI, KAGAMI, TERU. with 'let it go' as their theme song, specifically the 'don't let them in, don't let them see', they are the perfect children of their families, two of them swordfighters, all of them honed liars!!! i headcanon they all cover for each other, even aoi

alix, akane, luka, timekeepers!!! + i bet rose & juleka would absolutely love babysitting mirai even if she’s a handful

akane & luka being 'unrequited love' buddies until aoi gets it together :')

I FORGOT NATHANIEL, MARC & MITSUBA?! GAYS. ALL OF THEM. AND MARC ALSO DOES ART, WHICH MEANS MEI AND SHIJIMA CAN JOIN IN, WHICH FITS MY SHIJIMA & MITSUBA SIBLING HEADCANON-

tsukasa & amane VS felix & adrien for 'most fcked up twins'. the first wins by a landslide but like

tsukasa would annoy felix so hard. amane would bond w adrien just over this, even though they’re such an unlikely pair...

we gotta have hanako (& mitsuba, who wanted chaos) mess with lila when she comes and begins to bully nene & marinette because hanako is suuuper overprotective

ms. mendeleiv arguing with tsuchigomori on science vs magic.

mitsuba & chloe form an unexpected friendship??? they can be petty together

a crack spin-off where yako, mitsuba, and audrey bourgeois get locked in a room filled with clothes or something. chaos.

... oh. this might actually work.

*adds to wips*

I can’t sleep: tbhk miraculous crossover

Kou and Adrien could bond over dead moms and abusive dads

Marinette could help Nene make a plan to confess to Hanako

Aoi and Alya could bitch about there secretive ahh besties and how everything would have been better if they were honest sooner

TERU KAGAMI EPIC SWORD FIGHT

Lemon and Nino would vibe together prove me wrong you can’t

Gabe’s the only one who’s close to death so Hanako and Mitsuba just torment him for being a awful dad, Natalie thinks Gabe’s actually gone even more crazy somehow

Alix and Akane could bond over people just breaking their magic pocket watches and also being literal children that just have insane power over reality

Chloe babysitting Tsukasa. Just that. Just picture it… The utter chaos

I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

seventieth post . . . !!

ily hanako, even though your arcs make me feel like dying

also, happy 125 days to my jshk hyperfixation !! a milestone, because we have officially surpassed the amount of chapters jshk has <3

tysm aidairo for bringing these sillies into the world~

anime spoilers under cut !! warning: there’s a lot (of cuteness) under there~

screenshot compilation of my fav boi <3 picked out randomly

The astronaut who fell in love with a mermaid

At the end of the first season's credits, we see Hanako sinking into the dark sea, while he throws Nene in fish form into the clouds.

As if to represent that he is doomed to be trapped in the sea (a metaphor to also represent that he fell in love with a mermaid) and that Nene is the one who should reach the stars (a complement to the metaphor of the mermaid who fell in love with the stars).

Nene lives in the stars, theoretically far from the water, while Amane drowns in the deepest ocean.

As if they loved each other so much that they were trapped in it. She is the fish who got lost in the stars that Amane loves so much, and he is the astronaut who drowned in the ocean, where the mermaid he loved "lived".

hi cinna!! thanks for remembering me and ty for the nice comment! still working real hard over here, say hi whenever! <3

omfg i discovered asks!!! im so dumb but it’s so nice to see you again :3

i’m looking forward to that mitsuba animatic~ and best of luck to your hands + health (pls don’t overwork urself i still remember your gauntlet)

have fun !!

... EXCUSE ME

ARE WE GETTING A SEASON 3

SKDHFKJSHDJKFHSKDJHFSKLJHDK SET YOUR CALENDARS

POST

ANDDDD THE TEASER SEQUEL VISUAL THING BY AIDAIRO IS THE SACRIFICE ARC

TIME TO CRY LIKE OUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

I CANNOT WATCH. I PHYSICALLY CAN’T. I AM WORKING. I CANNOT CRY RIGHT NOW.

(said as i pause the video and return to work with tears beginning to form)

(skhfklsahdkhskahkjfhjsl MEI 🥹 SHIJIMA 😭)

they did this scene so beautifully omg i was gonna start sobbing

every single time. every single freaking time i say 'i'll do it today!' 'i'll do it this weekend!' 'i'​ll-'

empty promises to myself, empty gazes at the one thing i need to do, neverending cycles of completing not even the smallest action. aren't i supposed to have grown out of this??? always getting distracted by small projects? irrelevant, irrational people-pleasing always coming first? the fics i have finished writing yet constantly edit? the art i rip into pieces?

at the very least i'll get a break soon. then i can afford the time to cry over mei & shijima & hanako-kun & nene all over again like i did four months ago on a lovely morning that did not last