Ok So Hear Me Out

Reblogging so Crowley can.

Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Image: [Crowley standing in front of a projector screen. Behind him is a news broadcast that reads “Live from Mordor: Captain Jack Harkness simply walks in”]

Crowley: Can I hear a wahoo?

As if he couldn’t get any more Tumblr Sexy Man…

Dat Face! 😳

I think he could be afraid of not being able to fight anyone.

that skeptunist fic i reblogged earlier got me thinking about potential fears and phobias for the voices, and while a lot of them are pretty obvious to me, i can't figure out stubborn? there has to be something, right? does anyone have any thoughts?

Nobby is not allowed to do, hence nobody can know what Nobby does, and I most certainly hope that Nobby doesn't.

Does anyone in Discworld have Sex?

Ok let's clarify:

Moist fucks. Moist definitely fucks, and fucks severely.

Nanny also fucks. Or at least did fuck. Ridcully would fuck but he's celibate.

Vimes and Carrot obviously make love. Mort probably also makes love. Magrat definitely "makes love," which is very different from making love without quotation marks.

Neither Susan nor Vetinari would ever be caught doing anything as uncouth as having sex.

Colon et al procreate. Nobody is allowed to know what Nobby does

Lead candidate for people who have sex are Detritus and Tiffany Aching.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

I'm surprised at the popularity of the time controller/strategist and tbh, I voted for the New Paradigm version to see what was voted for in advance. I guessed it wasn't going to win any points regardless.

It will be the black supreme who gets the glory of leadership, by popular vote. Again, kind of expected; black has always looked good on these guys.

I'll reblog again when my Dalek forces are complete.

Quick question for the Dr Who fandom here, but I need to give context.

I'm making 3 polymer clay daleks (2005 design). 1 is almost done, another will also be a drone. But I'd like a Supreme to boss them around and I'm stuck on colours.

So I'm asking Tumblr to know: which Dalek Supreme / other leader rank has the best colours?

Classic black:

Revival red:

Purple time controller:

New Paradigm white:

Please note that this is likely just the colours I will use. The time controller would likely get rings, the red version would probably get the butresses and both all versions would be rocking the modern eyes and standard lights but besides that, I'll just be adding colours to the 2005 drone.

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

It ain't much, but it... yeah, I'll probably do something for 100. Thanks anyway, this is pretty cool.

while working on some other project I made this thing which could probably function as a pretty neat divider

like so

the shifting mound has swarmed my post

I have no vessels to give you

no I meant I have no vessels. get out please this is my blog

He also gave his kids a goblin themed (the North Polar Bear comes up with it based on goblin cave art) writing system to decipher, it's legitimately good.

If you can get a copy of the book, I seriously recommend you do. It's such a good read.

I know everyone talks about how Tolkien infused his war ptsd into LOTR but did you know he wrote letters to his kids from 'santa' and they include a full on war with goblins to save Christmas?? And polar bears and elves (the shelf kind) getting injured and starving like this man could never be chill he had to have a battle and I love that for him

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

I see beauty.

my number one sleep aid this week is turning out to be Drawing More Space Bullshit