There's still Frodo hate going on in the tags... I really don't get when people get annoyed with Frodo for... getting hurt??? Like it's somehow his own fault? As the Ringbearer, he was a target anyway. And how dare he react like a normal person by crying out in pain when injured! Bruh.
I know he was more stoic in the book after being stabbed by the Morgul blade, and he challenged the Ringwraiths, (which was pretty cool, and sometimes I do love me some "I'm fine" when bro is not fine) but listen. The movie had to move things along more quickly, which meant that the poison had to act more quickly. I maintain that movie Frodo's response to the Ringwraiths when they were coming for him was more relatable.
Solar power is not renewable because the Sun is dead in prolly billions of years, so what do we do at that point, huh?? checkmate, infinite fracking is the solution
medic from team fortress two PLEASE
Verdict: Naughty list!
The Medic from Team Fortress 2 is on the naughty list! He will receive coal on Christmas!
Quick question for the Dr Who fandom here, but I need to give context.
I'm making 3 polymer clay daleks (2005 design). 1 is almost done, another will also be a drone. But I'd like a Supreme to boss them around and I'm stuck on colours.
So I'm asking Tumblr to know: which Dalek Supreme / other leader rank has the best colours?
Classic black:
Revival red:
Purple time controller:
New Paradigm white:
Please note that this is likely just the colours I will use. The time controller would likely get rings, the red version would probably get the butresses and both all versions would be rocking the modern eyes and standard lights but besides that, I'll just be adding colours to the 2005 drone.
Nobby is not allowed to do, hence nobody can know what Nobby does, and I most certainly hope that Nobby doesn't.
Ok let's clarify:
Moist fucks. Moist definitely fucks, and fucks severely.
Nanny also fucks. Or at least did fuck. Ridcully would fuck but he's celibate.
Vimes and Carrot obviously make love. Mort probably also makes love. Magrat definitely "makes love," which is very different from making love without quotation marks.
Neither Susan nor Vetinari would ever be caught doing anything as uncouth as having sex.
Colon et al procreate. Nobody is allowed to know what Nobby does
Lead candidate for people who have sex are Detritus and Tiffany Aching.
Slay the Princess fans, is there an Undertale AU yet or do I need to commit an art crime?
Can confirm, I get reconstructed by a book that sucks me in for a few hours until life has to happen for a bit.
Beware: there are no chapters and you may well develop an addiction to the footnotes.
Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!
It's beautiful.
Work in progress
"Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That's what sin is."
"It's a lot more complicated than that --"
"No. It ain't. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, it means they're getting worried they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts."
"Oh. I'm sure there are worse crimes --"
"But they starts with thinking about people like things..."
- Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett