First family dinner back in Ithaca
Penelope: Want some pork for dinner, Darling?
Odysseus (gagging): No, Beloved. I don't think I'll ever look at a pig the same way.
Telemachus: Ooh! Dad, how about some bee-
Odysseus (terrified): No! Don't even finish that suggestion! (Whispering) He'll hear you.
(Penelope and Telemachus look at one another with concern)
Penelope: Well, we also have some fish.
Odysseus: Perfect!
(Odysseus proceeds to stab it as violently as possible)
Telemachus:...Mom, was he like this before or...?
Penelope (swooning): No, but I'm into it.
Hermaeus Mora has found his way in.
He is secret, and needs not tags.
Offer him comments, spread him with reblogs and praise him with likes.
I felt like drawing tentacles, and he just appeared on the paper.
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can confirm, I get reconstructed by a book that sucks me in for a few hours until life has to happen for a bit.
Beware: there are no chapters and you may well develop an addiction to the footnotes.
Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!
re-upload of my fallout 2 edit, including a watermark since this video has been reposted without credit to me. its obnoxious but unfortunately this is what has to happen
I'm going to do some Transformers redesigns, and I wanted to know which autobots and decepticons are popular across different continuities.
I'm already locked in on Optimus, Bumblebee, Megatron and Starscream.
I'm open to alt mode suggestions for Megatron (currently thinking an alien gunship) and any suggested characters who have inconsistent alt modes.
Please respond with a comment, I look forwards to knowing what you guys have to say!
I like to tell my brother what's going on in Aurora and after these last couple pages he said "when you have this much hubris and hate yourself this much I can only say not everything is about you"
Going to reblog because it's around Hogswatch.
Just gonna casually share this Youtube link to the full miniseries adaptation of The Hogfather bc everyone should watch it
Thank you @hamcatburger and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!
I don't know what to say. Should I keep up with these milestones?