No Copypasta Has Ever Ruined My Life As Comprehensively As Hell Fuck Castle. I Write Tabletop RPGs, And

Also: I think Aragorn gets a bad reputation now because so many lesser franchises have tried to imitate his archetype without understanding why he works. In the original movies he’s just a big gentle sad guy with a sword, who knows he’s not the real hero of the story and dedicates himself to supporting those gay little hobbits. The aragorn knockoffs are not his fault

I can't imagine how many takes that needed.

Hearing the "hner ner ner ner ner ner" sung in such an operatic anthem-y way is so so so funny to me

Slay the Princess fans, is there an Undertale AU yet or do I need to commit an art crime?

You're on a path in the woods...

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Hello skeletons and wizards, I have traditionally been associated with wizards and magic by my friends and family, but I have always felt a strong connection to skeletons. Could you please explain how the skeleton war started and why your side is the correct one to support? I will support with art and strange memes. Kind regards, M. P. LeBrush.

Beckett is an overextending little nob.

Imagine being part of the West India Co. and this smug tyke shows up with more naval power than any governor in the area, taking not only control of the government but also the economy.

East the long way around my backside.

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

Nobby is not allowed to do, hence nobody can know what Nobby does, and I most certainly hope that Nobby doesn't.

Does anyone in Discworld have Sex?

Ok let's clarify:

Moist fucks. Moist definitely fucks, and fucks severely.

Nanny also fucks. Or at least did fuck. Ridcully would fuck but he's celibate.

Vimes and Carrot obviously make love. Mort probably also makes love. Magrat definitely "makes love," which is very different from making love without quotation marks.

Neither Susan nor Vetinari would ever be caught doing anything as uncouth as having sex.

Colon et al procreate. Nobody is allowed to know what Nobby does

Lead candidate for people who have sex are Detritus and Tiffany Aching.