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Max what are your plans for summer break?
Max: A lot of cardio and a lot of wrist training. No, not what you think it is. You're a dirty man.
Uh, okay... ah next one... Checo?
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okay okay but imagine jake’s wife is the one with the breeding kink, and he teases/punishes her by pulling out
oh BRUTAL
jake would love to see you go wide eyed and claw at him to push him back inside as he spreads his cum over your stomach.
“what is it, sweets?”
“b- but i wanted you inside me, jakey, please!”
“awh, no. not for you today, baby. been a bad fucking girl.”
Beckett is an overextending little nob.
Imagine being part of the West India Co. and this smug tyke shows up with more naval power than any governor in the area, taking not only control of the government but also the economy.
East the long way around my backside.
pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them