"The First Purr"

i need him soooooooooooo effing bad

10/10 y 100% en el personaje.

Hi!! I just got a crack idea: the Vestiges teaching Izuku how to drive. How do you think it would go?? I think they would all say different things and overwhelm Izuku, but All Might (being the cool dad that he is) is able to actually teach Izuku what to do

What a fun idea!

I don't think Yoichi knows how to drive. He had health issues and an overprotective brother who didn't want him to obtain independence. However Yoichi played some racing games so he thinks he knows enough to shout advice.

Second doesn't have a driver's license either, he just taught himself how to drive. Traffic rules are optional.

Third knows how to drive a truck but not a car. Don't ask.

Hikage spent his entire life in a forest, cars scare him. He is nowhere to be found during this lesson.

Banjo knows how to drive a tank but not a car. Definitely don't ask.

En was always too small to reach the pedals. He's sensitive about it and asking may result in damage to your kneecaps.

You would think Nana would know how to drive, but she always flew places, why would she bother with a car?

I agree that All Might is the only character who canonically can drive and would be able to actually teach Izuku.

Ay, como amó ésto.♥️

Incorrect AFO&yoichi brothers quotes bc they're cool characters

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AFO: Here's some advice

Yoichi: I didn't ask for any

AFO: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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AFO: Am I going too far?

Yoichi: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Yoichi: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

AFO: You mean literally or figuratively?

Yoichi: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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AFO: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Yoichi: Isn't that just killing people?

AFO: Ah, technicality.

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Yoichi: How petty can you get?

AFO: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Yoichi: Violence isn't the answer.

AFO: You’re right.

Yoichi: *sighs in relief*

AFO: Violence is the question.

Yoichi: What?

AFO, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Yoichi, running after him: NO-

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AFO: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

AFO: i became more evil if you’re curious

Yoichi: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

AFO: i’m going to get worse on purpose

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Yoichi: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

AFO: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

nine's list of skills that the vestiges are teaching him

First, Second, and Third, Shigaraki Yoichi, Kudo, and Bruce

encrypting and coding

gun

hand-to-hand combat

actual war strategy

Fourth, Shinomori Hikage

Wilderness survival (how to make clean water, how to make basic tools/weapons, how to make temporary/semi-permanent/permanent structures, how to build a fire, how to make pottery, how to carve wood, how to flint knap, how to navigate both with and without a map/compass, how to navigate by the stars)

Cooking (how to butcher/skin animals, how to properly smoke meat, how to tell if you can eat that plant, how to properly store and preserve food, how to make pine tea for vitamin c)

Natural poisons/venoms (hemlock, foxglove, nightshade, azalea, ivy, mistletoe, rhubarb, yew, snakes, fish, frogs, rays, skates, spiders)

Geology, natural history, palaeontology (for some reason??), anthropology

Hunting, fishing, gathering berries/nuts/roots, mushroom hunting

Fifth, Banjou Daigoro

gymnastics

free running

parkour

mathematics degree (??? i didn't know he could DO that)

Sixth, Tayutai En

lockpicking

stealth

fucking hatchets apparently??

ethics and philosophy, sure why not

Seventh, Shimura Nana

how to fly

HOW TO LAND

throwing knives

english

SWORDPLAY YO

hey why is fourth's the only one thats capitalized? Because he insisted. Thank you. Nine I was going to teach you how to land either way, you didn't have to make it another point. real question id why me 2nd & 3rd are all put as one? Look, given how you all act I have no real way of knowing. Okay, but why are we all stuck together then, Nine? 3 dont talk like u h8 me pls Use grammar and I might. no. Then suffer. Why isn't Eight on here? cant afford him lmao none of you are allowed in my documents anymore.

Efectivamente, Yoichi es Barbie.

“MY HERO!!!”

After knowing the name of the second generation, I was excited. It has its own tag!!!!

yoichi&kudo x nana's quotes

HAHAHA, ¡¡ESTE ES BUENO!!.

Izuku talking to the Vestiges: so what was your favorite moment before you died? It has to be the closest to when you died though.

Nana: my very last moments when I flipped off All for One and gave a sassy hair flip, just before he crushed me with a giant bolder.

Banjo: That one time when I dropkicked All for one using my blackwhip

2nd, still in the corner: I made All for one cry once

Yoichi: when I escaped the vault and left a recording of my voice that was triggered by the vault door opening that had me cursing him out and telling him that next time he wants to keep someone in a vault to take care of their mental state too, because I'm coming for him.

Everyone: silence

2nd: when did this happen?

Yoichi: I had it recorded for a while, it was supposed to be either for my funeral or for a last message when i got out sort of thing. I set it up while you guys were getting some stuff to take with us back to camp but I had almost nothing to pack so I just did that and then shoved everything I owned into a bag.

Izuku: that sounds fun.

Aizawa, walking in on the conversation: Izuku who are you talking to?

Izuku, looking him dead (haha) in the eyes: dead people. They are talking about the best experiences they had before death.

Aizawa, tired: and why does that sound fun?

Izuku, forgetting to give Aizawa context: well, the one who is all for one's brother left him a voice recording telling him off once he was able to escape the vault he put him in, that's what sounds fun. Not being in the vault, but the voice recording.

(I will let you continue this before I get out of hand and use too much space for the ask space to handle)

(im just laughing my ass off at this it's funny as fuck thank you for the ask!)

aizawa sitting down next to izuku : okay so... what else was the others best moments?

izuku : nana flipped him off and did a sassy hair flip! Banjo drop kicked him with the help of blackwip! second made him cry! ans ofc yoichis! so someone else go!

aizawa pale : how did they die again?

izukj : all for one. they all died to him apart from the 4th!

aizawa : Oh....

en: I mean I told him to go suck a rubber duck before throwing a bunch of them at him..

izuku snorting laughing : YOU DID WHAT?

aizawa : what they do?

izuku : en threw a bunch of rubber ducks at all for one while telling him to go fuck himself with them!

aizawa chucking : okay that's good.

third : I gave him a clone nose and wig and told him to go be with his brethren

izuku : WHAT... HAHAHA FUCK OFF REALLY?

aizawa : care to share?

izuku : pffttt 3rd gave him a clown nose and wig and told him to be with his brethren!

aizawa snorting a little : pfft that's amazing

izuku nodding : well now I feel like I gotta step up when I die.

aizawa : no.

one for all users : absolutely not.

izuku : dahm shut down so fast....

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