m0istlasagna

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I stopped paying attention for like 4 days and this is what happens.

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

Uhh.... This is fanart of @idlingmoons ' OC, Sundowner. I can't art, please ignore.

Alts cuz I couldn't decide which eye shape looked better on which:

I keep noticing more and more things that are wrong with this. And I understand why you avoid drawing him, Moon. The fucking prongs killed me. (I also didn't realize that his smile is static so that's why there's two versions.)

This was also originally on paper:

Drawn on ibisPaint X, with my finger, for five and a half hours. I might be able to give a time lapse if anyone wants that....

I am lasagna, god of gay

My phone knows me so well

Open tags :)

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

I have a friend who only has insta so now I gotta find all my art and post it there

Wish me luck yall

No im actually concerned abt how you know when I need to drink water bc I forgot to refill the water bottle in my room and i tried to drink from it like 10 minutes ago

I had this on my wall to remind me to drink water and I just deadass register what I wrote

When I picked up my phone this morning there was either a shield bug or a boxelder on it I don’t remember which lmao

Where normal people live: might find a spider or an ant or a moth or a mosquito in their house every once in a while.

Wherever the fuck I live: five spiders in one day. Three worms stuck in your carpet. Infestations of moths. Infestations of ants. Three giant spiders in the same room and on the same day.

Where @m0istlasagna lives: "So, this is Fred." *Said while introducing me to a spider that just lives in the corner of their room apparently*

YEEE MORE PICREWSS :3

Also very excited abt the meme prompt bc I collect weird images :)

Picrew chain! Make yourself with this picrew and the most recent meme on your phone

Tags: @dracosleftarsecheek @yourlocalbadgerscales @forensic-b1tch-aiden @names-confuse-me @agathokakolog1cal @yourlocalxiaosimp and open tags! <33 have fun

FUCK

Source

If you haven't already heard the sad news, ALL JoAnn stores are closing (it was previously reported that only some stores would be closed).

Important: JOANN GIFT CARDS WILL ONLY BE HONORED THROUGH FEBRUARY 28. If you don't have time to get to the store, use them on the website.

I’ve decided that every time Im working on something and it pisses me off, I will not punch things, instead I will learn how to make an origami creature.

So far I have made multiple cicadas, a rhino beetle, and a capybara

:P very offended by the lack of an open hoodie option

@dreem--machine if you want to?? Your my only other active mutual lmao

Blog vs blogger

Tagged by @derezzedstar

I hereby tag @mostexcellentlesbian @hahahahaha-butseriously @radisyn @beyondglass

Picrew Link

reblog if you support mind having a chainsaw

Some school doodles I made a while ago and forgot to post :)

Close ups under cut

I say that toby gets overstimulated by crowds and loud things (definitely not projecting)

Ignore the lack of hands. Or real anatomy.

I’ve been forgetting to actually post my art lmao

Here’s a concerned looking Madoka that I drew on my phone

If she looks kinda like a depressed adult it’s bc I pretty much exclusively draw traumatized adult men 🫶

This is me but also

Madoka magica

born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity

You are a microcelebrity. One of your posts made it to yt shorts

i love deluding myself into thinking im a niche microcelebrity. i have like. 20 followers

I forgot to mention the dnd part. I am going to a wedding in dnd. Its not even that far into the campaign and the bard is getting married to a hag

Favourite Designs: Frieda Lepold "A Knights Dress" Haute Couture Gown

Actually I’m going to a hag wedding next week so I might try to wear something like that bc the delusions are staying I can make it before next Saturday

Favourite Designs: Frieda Lepold "A Knights Dress" Haute Couture Gown

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

I literally taught myself how to play minesweeper instead of doing my fucking work that I’ve been putting off for like 2 weeks.

PLEASE do yourself a favour and check out this wikipedia-styled template for google drive, made by @ Rukidut on twitter

I decided to try to sort my ideas and whats canon regarding my ocs with this and ITS PERFECT. IT ALL FEELS SO CONRETE. and i sure as hell AM Going to continue to use this with every single OC I have until google drives is set ablaze- Just!!!!!!!!

Also; link directly to the doc, just copy the file and you have your own lil template!!!!

"Breathe looks like a thin, cropped tank top with mesh panels to keep the user cool. While it's normally tight fighting, Breathe contains a smart alloy material called Nitone that, when electrified, loosens the garment. It's battery operated and can be adjusted with a remote controller, so the user can discreetly change how tight the binding is -- there's no need to change their clothing or go into a private space in order to take a break. There's also an optional feature that will automatically loosen the device when the user is playing a sport."

girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

The fact that their faces are on the cows implies some horrible things about the ice cream

oh my god what did i just create

Feelings tonight

No, it’s pretty bad.

my tumblr post was mentioned in a minecraft parkour video. finally

I’m literally taxiderming a squirrel rn

It’s a school assignment btw

The hat is pink bc he just girlypop like that

"But- but Tyler, his hat is fucked up! Why does it look pink? Why are the stars so fu-"

*grabs you and strangles you* "shush."

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

🔥💯🗣️🗣️NEVR BACK DOWN!!11! 🔥🔥🔥NEVER WHATT??💯💯🗣️🗣️

Ummmmmm.......