Little Guy

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

Zeus after making Odysseus drop a baby off the wall of Troy, obliterating the remaining 42 men of his crew, and beating the living shit out of his own daughter:

I found this photo from Tik Tok. I could not stop laughing.

they consume my every waking thought

blu ray and bingaur 

Odysseus: And then I said "I'm so glad we could see...EYE to EYE!" Hahaha.

Odysseus: Get it? 'Cause he's a Cyclops?! Hahahahaha!

Penelope: 🙂🙂🙂

Telemachus: 😳😳😳

Odysseus: And then he smashed my best friend's head in! Hahahahahaha!

Telemachus: Mom, is Dad broken?

Penelope: Maybe a little bit, sweetie.

Odysseus: I still hear his voice! Hahahaha!

Odysseus and Telemachus after killing the suitors

ID: A selfie of Jay and Mico on a boat, with Ithaca in the background. End ID

Edit: there's art in the reblogs 🥹😭

nari with the shitten

should i make a pupigoat version?