M1ds3ven11 - God Let's Me Live Another Day

they consume my every waking thought

blu ray and bingaur 

pspspspsppspspsps

:3

Wow, what an odyssey, it was truly... epic

Odysseus and Telemachus after killing the suitors

ID: A selfie of Jay and Mico on a boat, with Ithaca in the background. End ID

Edit: there's art in the reblogs 🥹😭

Zeus after making Odysseus drop a baby off the wall of Troy, obliterating the remaining 42 men of his crew, and beating the living shit out of his own daughter:

I found this photo from Tik Tok. I could not stop laughing.

Poseidon : how bad can it possibly be ?

5 min later...

Amphitrite : HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS ??? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN ??

( @makotafi 's idea to project my period to poseidon cause i was dying yesterday)

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

Odysseus: *lying, traveling, stealing, etc*

Hermes, the god of all those things: YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

What house would Garfield be in?

Tbh probably slytherin and oddie hufflepuff