People Who Don't Experience Hyperfixation Don't Know What It Feels Like To Hyperfixate So Much On Something

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: what do you have in mind old man, you’re scaring me

Bruce: Wally has children.

Dick:

Dick: I am perfectly aware of that-

Bruce: three kids. Almost old as you were when you started crime fighting.

Dick:

Bruce: I want grandchildren Dick. I want you married. Barry has grandchildren, Diana had grandchildren, Oliver fuckin’ Queen has grandchildren. I better have them before Jon Kent marry.

Dick: Jesus Christ…

speedrun thoughts on all the DC news

Starfire animated show: Neat! Will have to see the design before saying anything but this one's promising!

My Adventures With Green Lantern:

same crew as MAWS- same universe- same horrible foundations to build a universe from. I shiver at the thought of them handling characters like John Stewart, Alan Scott, or Simon Baz. Is Jessica Cruz gonna be a xenophobe too then. God I hate it here. GLTAS we miss you,,,

Super Powers show: This just feels like DCSHG but with less girls. I don't get what's the point of cancelling shows like GLTAS and DCSHG only to bring them back in a similar way. J'onn's gonna be the principal I guess which is an obvious place to put him in, but I'd have to hear more from this. Otherwise I feel meh about it.

Krypto shorts: okay. I am indifferent.

James Gunn on diversity in Trump's America: man you know you're being clowned on when the Variety writer is calling you ignorant lmao. I don't understand how you can be heading a character like Superman, an undocumented alien immigrant, and come out saying "oh my Superman isn't relevant to the current political climate" like a coward. I mean I can understand, because that's how Superman has been written for ages now by mostly white writers. Sigh. SSTK really is the only real one.

Probably not superr important rn but I did make a voice claim video for all the characters that has visuals I’ll post proper pictures of them later on. I’ll make a specific tag for them too once I figure out what to call their AU (I have a few names but idk which one to pick 😭)

Robins are weird about stairs.  And I think that’s a learned behavior.

(Also, I think Jason knows that his way is not effective in a fight.  But, I also think he wouldn’t be able to resist trolling the other Robins.)

Based of this scene:

All characters belong to DC Comics . Artwork by Meredith McClaren

Tumblr is shit for artists but I’m really bullheaded and I don’t want to move

Epic! AU but... But it's Batman.

Batman is Ody, duh.

Either Selina or Talia is Penelope, take your pick. Personally prefer Talia, but make your cup of tea however you like it.

(Though Talia as Circe/ Calypso is also a solid win.)

Bruce's crew can be the Justice League... They all di--

The gods stay because they're canon in the DC universe.

Telemachus though? Oh... Oh... HAHAHAHA--

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Siren: Come play with me and our daughters!

Bruce:

Bruce: My real wife knows I have only ONE DAUGHTER AND FIVE SONS--

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Bruce, about to leave for war, holding all six of his smol children: I don't have enough hands...

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The suitors (probably the rogues lets be fr): I heard the prince is on a diplomatic mission--

Other rogue: Which one?

First rogue: Uh... The small one.

Another suitor: There's like, two small ones.

Other rogue: And has anyone seen the princess???

Cass, who's been being trained in secret by Athena, watching them closely: •-•

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Jason, pointing at a picture of Bruce: That b!tch is dead!

Bruce from the shadows:

Tim: No, he's not! I WENT ON A F%#&$% BOAT AND EVERYTHING JASON, DO YOU KNOW HOW SEA SICK I GOT!? I WENT AND SAW OTHER KINGS AND S%@&!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!

Dick: It's been twenty years--

Damian: Mother believes he's living.

Tim: Listen here, energy drinks haven't been invented yet and I am THIS CLOSE!

Duke: I'm with Tim. No way did he die.

Cass: He cannot die.

Jason: I'm so done with this family...

Dick: Shouldn't you be the first to believe in coming back from the dead?

Jason: Oh, I believe he's come back, but THEY'RE NOT ADMITTING HE DIED IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Bruce, to Talia: Will you fall in love with me again?

Talia, gently cupping his cheek:

Talia: You committed murder?

Bruce, with shame: Yes...

Talia: Bed. Now.

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ALTERNATIVELY:

Bruce, to Selina: Will you fall in love with me again?

Selina, inhaling sharply: I've been waiting TWENTY YEARS, Bruce--

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Bruce, back from war, trying to hold all of his grown children: I don't have enough hands...

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BONUS:

Bruce: So, what have I missed?

Dick: Oh, uh...

Jason: I died and came back to life.

Tim: I have a boyfriend. He worships Dionysus.

Damian: I befriended the deceased Kent's youngest.

Duke: I don't need to answer that question.

Cass: Received training from your old mentor.

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