Thinking About The Hotel Valhalla Gang Actually Looking Like Raggedy Spooky Scary Ghosts But The Glamour

I love the trans Telemachus au/headcanon because there's two ways it could go and both are equally funny:

- either he transitions while Ody is at war/at sea and then a god (probably Hermes) just goes to him and tells him "hey you actually have a son. Yeah, he transtioned. His name is Telemachus"

- OR he's transfem and comes out to both his parents after they reunite and then Ody's like "damn, that siren was actually right?????"

SOME SUGARSPACEDOLLS HEADCANONS

• They all have matching pjs they wear for sleepovers. (They all wear bunny onesies with their own accessories to add on to them)

• All got diagnosed with moderate to severe depression and they make Jokes about it to cope

• All three of them have extremely decorative and colorful lockers with silly sayings like “The only good food comes from the girl next to my locker” -Ricky

• Their ideal date hangouts are Constance’s house because the Blackwoods are extremely nice and there’s magically always food. Score.

• They all have different ways of showing affection. Constance shows affection by gifts, Penny shows affection by “deep” and “insane” very fast paced compliments, And Ricky shows affection through physical touch (He loves to receive it back, too!)

• Ricky often has glitter all over his body. (Because they all thought it’d be a good idea to give his crutches a little bit of magic. (Magic means random art stuff and especially glitter, nothing wrong with glitter!)

• They all need some time alone, not because they don’t like each other, but they all need their “me” time

• They all practice for choir concerts together. They practiced more together then with the other kids (AKA ocean)

• Penny has a self made doll collection with 50 percent of the dolls coming from Constance and Ricky. There’s dolls made of bags, straws, cardboard, aluminum, etc.

• They all don’t like 2 partners projects. So, they made a rotating schedule to keep things fair.

(That’s all for now! I hope you enjoyed!)

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Hello Marauders nation, uhhh turns out I won’t be posting about it any more… (I lost interest, sorry 😞)

Listening to Little Wolf on loop isn’t enough, I need Telamachus to fucking upercut me.

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American Marauders

I'm full of spite. So American Marauders.

In this AU they're at a boarding school in New England (Ala Dead Poet's Society but slightly less cult-ish). This is mostly a list of their interests in the context of a high school.

James: Football quarterback. Not just because it's the stereotypical position, but because it's actually the most similar to a chaser position and also because it requires advanced knowledge of strategies and leadership skills. He'd also be into the photography and film club. I have no solid reason for this other than vibes. He feels artsy.

Remus: Astronomy club because the moon (original, I know), but also because I think he'd like the quiet and the science of it (there is science to astronomy, calculating orbits and shit). AP lit TA because I KNOW that boy would absolutely crush grading an essay or leading socractics. Similarly, he'd be a part of the school newspaper doing something creative or editorial

Sirius: Not huge on the resume booster extracurricular activities because he's spiteful of his legacy family. He probably was in the school band at the start (clarinet or French horn or something), but he'd quit in favor of guitar or bass. I think he'd join the astronomy club for an excuse to hang out with Remus, and he'd end up actually enjoying it.

Peter: This boy had a job. I feel like he has to have one for necesity purposes (work-study scholarship), but I also think he enjoys the structure of it. He'd work at the campus cafe or something similar. I feel like he'd also do something artistic sort of casually. I feel like he'd enjoy ceramics, it's very meditative. But I don't think he's really all that good at it (sorry Pete, you give me pathetic, untalented energy sometimes)

+ The girls.

Lily: Chem lab TA (I'm biased because I was a chem lab TA). She'd enjoy prepping chemicals and she responsible enough for it. She'd also enjoy the teaching and tutoring that comes with it. She's a good teacher. She'd also be a part of the school newspaper with Remus (that's how they become friends). I think she'd do something more informational or opinions based (maybe covering sports games....)

Mary: Art student. Like fine arts, not theatre. Not biased against theatre kids, it's just not her vibe, though I do think she'd help with set design and painting. In terms of art, I think she's a painter primarily but also ceramics and charcoal drawing and that kind of thing. I think she'd also be interested in some casual crafting related club like knitting or crocheting or something. Just peaceful.

Marlene: Soccer team! A striker or a midfielder I feel. It's the gayest sport I'm sorry. She's extremely committed to it, she runs cross country in the soccer off season to keep in shape. She'd probably be recruited for college. She'd probably be in the GSA (gay-straight alliance in the old days, gender and sexuality alliance in the modern day) but more casually.

Dorcas: Soccer team (also. Gay!). She'd be a goalie though. More patient, more defense oriented. I also feel like she'd be a TA for something history or debate related. I'm thinking either APUSH or perhaps a philosophy and government TA? I feel like she'd be great at that. I also feel she'd be the type with a lot of extra curriculars so perhaps a few more clubs. GSA with Marlene???

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