I Love The Trans Telemachus Au/headcanon Because There's Two Ways It Could Go And Both Are Equally Funny:

I love the trans Telemachus au/headcanon because there's two ways it could go and both are equally funny:

- either he transitions while Ody is at war/at sea and then a god (probably Hermes) just goes to him and tells him "hey you actually have a son. Yeah, he transtioned. His name is Telemachus"

- OR he's transfem and comes out to both his parents after they reunite and then Ody's like "damn, that siren was actually right?????"

EPIC but minivan

Help.

I'm trapped on a road trip w/ a bunch of people from college. We're in a minivan, which is as nice as it sounds (I have no leg room and it smells like ass). It's been rough, we were all starving so we stopped at a gas station - I just wanted a fucking granola bar - but then one of our friends straight up got snatched and now everyone's just sitting awkwardly because we definitely left someone behind at the gas station but no one knows what TF to do. Bro and we barely got any food -

We've been trapped in stop and go traffic for the last three hours. THREE HOURS. We've nearly died so many times.

But okay, this is where it gets weird because the driver takes a random exit and we end up in this rich ass neighborhood. I know this guy, he's my buddy, he's usually a good driver and like pretty responsible. But he straight up parked the car, told us all to stay out, and walked into this fancy house???? Then bro came back, handed me a black briefcase and said: "Do not open it. It's the only we we're gonna get home".

And the he spent the next NINE HOURS checking on me in the rearview mirror to make sure I haven't fucked with his briefcase... like HELLO? Wtf did he just hand me!?

So now we're like 10 minutes from home, the roads are clear, and I stg I think I'm holding a briefcase full of cash. I low key feel like this is drug money. I don't know what's going on anymore. Send help: do I open the briefcase?

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