no words can explain how much I love this. Also, no I don’t think opening the briefcase would be a smart idea…
Help.
I'm trapped on a road trip w/ a bunch of people from college. We're in a minivan, which is as nice as it sounds (I have no leg room and it smells like ass). It's been rough, we were all starving so we stopped at a gas station - I just wanted a fucking granola bar - but then one of our friends straight up got snatched and now everyone's just sitting awkwardly because we definitely left someone behind at the gas station but no one knows what TF to do. Bro and we barely got any food -
We've been trapped in stop and go traffic for the last three hours. THREE HOURS. We've nearly died so many times.
But okay, this is where it gets weird because the driver takes a random exit and we end up in this rich ass neighborhood. I know this guy, he's my buddy, he's usually a good driver and like pretty responsible. But he straight up parked the car, told us all to stay out, and walked into this fancy house???? Then bro came back, handed me a black briefcase and said: "Do not open it. It's the only we we're gonna get home".
And the he spent the next NINE HOURS checking on me in the rearview mirror to make sure I haven't fucked with his briefcase... like HELLO? Wtf did he just hand me!?
So now we're like 10 minutes from home, the roads are clear, and I stg I think I'm holding a briefcase full of cash. I low key feel like this is drug money. I don't know what's going on anymore. Send help: do I open the briefcase?
Piper Mclean seeing another trend blow up online does what does best and gathers her friends for a video. Once again the internet loses it's mind and the video has internet conspiracy theorist talking for weeks.
Piper: God, I’m so hungry… I’m so hungry I could eat Tía Callida Leo: My aunt who put me in a fireplace to burn!!??
Leo: I am soooo hungry. I want to eat a whole Sammy Valdez. Hazel: My childhood crush who died???
Hazel: I’m really hungry. So hungry I think I could eat Magnus Chase Annabeth: I’m sorry… My Cousin Who Died?
Annabeth: I’m really hungry. I feel like I could eat an entire Thalia Grace Jason: My long-lost sister Thalia!?
Jason: Wow, I’m so hungry. Hungry enough, I could eat Emily Zhang Frank: …my mom who died in combat…?
Frank: I’m so hungry right now. I’m hungry enough that I could eat a Mrs. Dodds. Percy: The teacher everyone told me I hallucinated for 6 months!?
Percy: Man,I’m really hungry. I’m so hungry I bet I could eat Bianca Di Angelo Nico: MY DEAD SISTER!?
Hate how some of the art I posted doesn’t fit with my new neon theme >:[
guys...
what if Polites appeared in Penelope's place?
(my vocals are shit, srry)
yk, I paused right where "and try to relax" was, because I think it would have been more painful for Odysseus, since I knew he would TRY to think about himself once in his life.
"I have to leave for him"
ah...oh yeah, angst OdyPoli... 🤍
if anyone care... some yurious odypoli
Will Solace!! :3 [click for better quality]
I think about them too much, my hyperfixation is getting out of hand (PLS SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE)
cr: Wolfythewitch, goose soup, Ximena Natzel, Duvetbox
Rebloging from my alt acc cuz I really like this. XD
ahhhhh!!!! Your art is so swag,,, soooo excited 4 this blog!!! I’ll b sending a few Janes I hope that’s ok :3
2nd st Jane doe, 1 of the two I saw live!! I luv her so much, sad Janes are the sweetest.
😸😸😸
Oh my, my art is swag???? Thank youuuu oml you probz have no idea how happy that makes me feel!!!!
The picture of Jane with the unicorn inspired me. I’m sorry if this Jane is a bit obscured from view 😓😓
polites sits on the bank of the styx. having just recently entered the underworld, eurylochus spots him from a short distance. his eyes widen. polites notices him. then he smiles, weakly.
polities:…welcome back, my friend.
here’s something to consider:
sit with me by the river…?
a pause. eurylochus is frozen. polites’ brows furrow in concern.
polities: are you there, my friend?
eurylochus:…polites…
polites: have you lost all your pity
that you simply can’t sit with me?
eurylochus takes a long moment of hesitance, before undoubtedly relenting. he lets out a heavy sigh and treads over to sit by polites. after that, the two sit on silence for a moment.
polites: i’ve been waiting by the river banks
for at least 2 or 3 years
you, like i, would think time goes by quick
but, now i know, i fear:
we’ve got a century left to spend
and yet one thing rings true:
i love every single soul in our fleet
but i’ve been waiting to meet with you
tears bead in eurylochus’ eyes, and he can’t help but stare at his dear, deceased friend. polites stares back, with a hint of sadness, and yet, relief in his gaze.
polites: my friend…
i don’t blame you for forgetting to use open arms
i know that the world is cruel to those with hearts
and i know, that i can’t do much, but it’s a start:
do you need my open arms?
do you need my open arms?
polites holds his arms open towards eurylochus, a request. silence, with only the flowing of the styx and the soft wailing of souls to accompany it. eurylochus’s expression crumbles, and he leans into polites’ hug. the hug isn’t reciprocated on eurylochus’ part, but polites doesn’t mind. he knows the man is tired, so he lets him rest.