Found this comment under a role swapped cover of the song ‘Suffering’ and couldn’t stop laughing. Whoever that was, I love your brain
Hi marauders fandom pls let me in lol.
This is a redraw from early 2024!!! Original under cut:
…Damn, I had a art style glow up. Welp, uhhhh hope you enjoy, sorry for being dead lol.
Introducing my friend to EPIC and right after ‘Keep Your Friends Close And Your Enemies Closer’ they just immediately went, ‘It was Eurylochus.’ BRUH I THINK MY FRIEND IS THE PROPHET WITH THE ANSWERS WE SEEK 😭🙏🙏🤠🤠🤠
Thinking about how in the song ‘Full Speed Ahead’ the intro has guitar, drums and when Odyseuss says the phrase, “600 men” and all that jazz, the crew responds. Guitar being Ody’s instrument, precussion being Polites’s and the crew’s vocals as Eury’s. But at the start of ‘Dangerous’ the only instrument playing at the intro is the guitar. No drums, no crew, further emphasising that he’s truely alone now
Idk I’m writing this at 1 am
guys...
what if Polites appeared in Penelope's place?
(my vocals are shit, srry)
yk, I paused right where "and try to relax" was, because I think it would have been more painful for Odysseus, since I knew he would TRY to think about himself once in his life.
"I have to leave for him"
ah...oh yeah, angst OdyPoli... 🤍
polites sits on the bank of the styx. having just recently entered the underworld, eurylochus spots him from a short distance. his eyes widen. polites notices him. then he smiles, weakly.
polities:…welcome back, my friend.
here’s something to consider:
sit with me by the river…?
a pause. eurylochus is frozen. polites’ brows furrow in concern.
polities: are you there, my friend?
eurylochus:…polites…
polites: have you lost all your pity
that you simply can’t sit with me?
eurylochus takes a long moment of hesitance, before undoubtedly relenting. he lets out a heavy sigh and treads over to sit by polites. after that, the two sit on silence for a moment.
polites: i’ve been waiting by the river banks
for at least 2 or 3 years
you, like i, would think time goes by quick
but, now i know, i fear:
we’ve got a century left to spend
and yet one thing rings true:
i love every single soul in our fleet
but i’ve been waiting to meet with you
tears bead in eurylochus’ eyes, and he can’t help but stare at his dear, deceased friend. polites stares back, with a hint of sadness, and yet, relief in his gaze.
polites: my friend…
i don’t blame you for forgetting to use open arms
i know that the world is cruel to those with hearts
and i know, that i can’t do much, but it’s a start:
do you need my open arms?
do you need my open arms?
polites holds his arms open towards eurylochus, a request. silence, with only the flowing of the styx and the soft wailing of souls to accompany it. eurylochus’s expression crumbles, and he leans into polites’ hug. the hug isn’t reciprocated on eurylochus’ part, but polites doesn’t mind. he knows the man is tired, so he lets him rest.
Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
Will Solace!! :3 [click for better quality]
(sad strumming music)
I look into your eyes, aaannddddd I think back to the son oooffffff mine…
I'll go first
Alright, my brothers, listen closely
ive been thinking about this a lot
Penny: What’s your biggest fear?
Ocean: I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Penny, under her breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?