My Main Goal I’m Life Is To End Up In One Of Seymour’s Binge Compilations. I Shall Climb The Ranks

Fallout 4 fans this is your man?

he fucked that old man

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what stanley did to the narrator

YOU'RE ALIFE 🤯🤯🤯

My friend you would not beLIEVE- how much paperwork ya gotta fill out to get brought back from the dead I had to look up my social security number like 17 times

Me: woah my art is amazing I am the best I’m literally like a modern Leonardo Da Vinci or something

Literally anyone: ooh nice drawing!

Me: whaaaaat this old thing nah this is trash it’s literal garbage I’m a terrible artist I have no idea why you would compliment me of all people

Either you want to date The Narrator from The Stanley Parable, or you want to become him.

Pish posh mish mosh hot shot. Who do you think made you those mind-altering inhibitors in the first place? A business major!?

Don't let my posh exterior fool you! I am one with the streets. Not a single cap in sight.

Song is 'Streichquartett No. 3, 'Kaiserquartett' In C Major, Op. 76: I. Allegro (First Part)' [Transcripts under cut.]

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

Jekyll and Hyde fans are like the Jojo fans of Victorian literature. Anyway have you read the book it’s really good seriously you have to rea-

Jekyll and Hyde au where everything is the same but every time Jekyll drunks the serum the song “LMFAO” by Lil Jon plays put of thin air

Is uhhhh.... is this how people sell there souls? WHAT AM I AGREEING TO!?

Not me trying to consume every possible piece of Jekyll and Hyde media in the shortest period of time possible.