You’re Kidding Me. Please Tell Me You Aren’t Lying. I Just Read The Book Recently This Is All I’ve

My main goal I’m life is to end up in one of Seymour’s binge compilations. I shall climb the ranks until I meet the Gods of this site. Puki, Gaud, I’m coming for you.

I agree.

Short narrator. Reblog if you agree

*Crawls out of my skin like a onesie and hangs it on a coat hook*

Man what a day….

Jesus is my favorite shounen protagonist

THIS FUCKING GUY

JUST GOT STRAIGHT UP FRAMED BY HIS BEST FRIEND

WAS SENT TO HIS DEATH BY HIS OTHER FRIENDS

ALMOST GOT KILLED IN A BOTCHED EXECUTION

CAME BACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

AND STRAIGHT UP FORGIVES ALL OF THEM IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED

LOOK AT THIS GUY

SOME OF YA’LL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN’T EVEN FORGIVE SOMEBODY ON THIS SITE FOR HAVING AN OTP YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH

YA’LL COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO NAEGI

oh fuck i forgot about the clown

Toe and Nail

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

I find that my brain isn’t really working well, and I’m trying to go to the mechanic to get it fixed but whenever I do they say I’m “crazy” and that’s “not how humans work” smh.

I fit most of this criteria and I am slightly afraid that Utterson is going to break into my house now-

DNI if: youre under 5 feet tall, you’re a child trampler, you’ve been appointed as the sole heir to a fortune, your appearance makes people uncomfortable for some reason, you’re pale and hairy, you‘ve ever brutally killed an MP, you’re blackmailing Dr. Jekyll for money, you tilt your hand to the left to write.

Good thing Hyde was born before the Geneva Convention, cause if not he probably would have violated it.