I’m Gonna Grab A Eurobeat Playlist Off Of YouTube And Play It At 2x Speed, I’ll Let You Guys Know

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

He looks so offended what did you tell him-

gay lanyon I mean gay robert I mean Dr. these nuts I MEAN

Me fighting the urge to comment “skill issue” on this post:

This is very much a joke Henry please don’t hate me I’m sorry of God oh fuck-

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Kris takes Spamton to Chuck E Cheese

As suggested by @unikhroma

This literally took me like thirty minutes max don’t take this seriously

Shout out to people who are above average in intelligence but are so incompetent and lack so many communication skills that everyone thinks they’re an idiot.

Narrator kinnies are either this, dungeon masters or both

Kinning the Narrator is literally so lame LMAOOOO

Imagine needing validation so bad that you end up doing what’s worse for yourself. Sacrificing your own happiness to satisfy those around you.

Imagine talking until everyone around you is bored, and you can’t convince yourself they care anymore, no matter how they reassure you. Feeling like you’re talking to deaf ears, knowing that people tune you out after a point.

Imagine having people abandon you when you’re at your happiest, even after you try to make amends. No matter how hard you try, it seems like people hurt you. Imagine things that used to make you happy now just hurt.

Imagine having a desperate need for control and order, even if it means monotony. Imagine having the slightest change in this routine stress you out.

…not me though y’all stay safe

You’re kidding me. Please tell me you aren’t lying. I just read the book recently this is all I’ve wanted ever since.

The Great Gatsby's copyright expires January 1, 2021 and I for one am quite looking forward to the inevitable publication of Nick/Gatsby fanfiction.

So thirsty.........

A horror/action trope I don’t think is done enough is when a character sacrifices themselves (or at least says they will) but when they actually do they find it’s much more painful and horrible than they expected so they are left begging for mercy from the people they sacrificed themselves to save.

Hehehehehe…. Borger

Idea from my previous post on short Fred