Do You Think Madara Is Considered Attractive In Canon Universe By It's Standards ?

Yo I’m a sucker for this trope in fics, movies, show etc. every time a pairing are getting intimate and one of them caresses their partner’s face and their partner just goes like…

IT JUST MAKES MY HEART GO LIKE

I hate to say this, and like, rain on everyone’s parade, but after scrolling past three posts about it on a writing tag …

If you are looking up synonyms to exchange words out in your story with the purpose of sounding smarter, more sophisticated, or complicated to your reader, you are probably abusing the thesaurus.

Now, if you *want* to do this, I mean, you can write whatever or however you want! But I just want you to know that this is frowned upon if you are trying to write at a professional level.

I have an old article on this somewhere …

If you want to look at the original article…

https://www.septembercfawkes.com/2018/08/how-to-use-thesaurus-properly.html

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Alucard NSFW ABC's (A all the way to Z.)

My Darlings let us start, right out of the starting block with...(Wrote this about 4 years ago. I Really need to update for my Draga Meu's out there!)

⚠️Warnings: (NSFW) safe word, aftercare, biting and marking up, forplay, coitus, cursing and you get the idea! Originally blogged as two separate posts)

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A-aftercare

•♡ Alucard is huge into aftercare. It stems from him being a political prisoner of Sultan Mehemed II. He loves you and wants you to come back and maybe play rougher next time.

•need body massaged due to sore muscles?

You got it without asking.

•need a soothing bath?

Ask and he will run a hot bath in an old fashioned clawfoot tub. His tub accommodates his height. As you soak he will hum softly in Romanian.

•His Baby girl gets the best.

B-butt ass naked

•♡You better be a nudist or you will have permanent red cheeks. You decide which ones I mean...

C-claiming and marking

•♡Vampire King × Oral fetish= Black and Blue all over.

• Nipping, sucking not just blood and nails.

•Where:

the curve of your hips.

Biting your ass.

Large dark marks all over your neck.

~Right under your jaw is his favorite visible.

•Not visible? TPA

Tits

Pussy/ inner thigh area

Ass

•Better have a great safe word in place. Did I mention a nonverbal safe word too Baby girl?

D-Dracula

•♡Love some old fashion Alucard?

Drac it is.

•You just need to tell him London or Romania and he takes that form. For you, they are not random or meaningless. Dracula in London on Wednesday and for crazy ass Fridays, Viovode Vlad in the flesh and blood.

E-ecstasy

•♡Alucard will refuse to cum just so he can see your body twitching in pseudo death thralls from the ecstasy he can bring. Your back arching off the mattress, straight legs kicking with curled toes and your arms holding on to him strongly.

•Never had an orgasm from only your breasts being touched? Now you will.

•You didn't know you had an A-spot besides a G-spot before him.

•Don't know what the le petite Mort is?

If anyone can get you to that illusive orgasmic state, it's Alucard.

F-Foreplay

•♡At his age he is well aware that women and their bodies need some warming up to do. You're not hot, wet and ready all the time.

•His heightened hearing, he hears every whimper, moan and crying out of his name.

•fingers, hands and mouth roamed all over your body. He knows every sensitive spot and even some you didn't realize before!

•This man knows how you tick Baby Girl!

G-gentleman

•♡Alucard knows his crazy antics, sexual innuendos and maniacal laughing can stress you out. He also knows he gets carried away terrorizing just about anything or anyone.

• Except to you, only playful but it still can be downright irritating.

•When the time calls for it, Vampire King will be a perfect romance novel gentlemen.

H-hot and cold

•♡Although temperature doesn't affect him, he is fully aware when it comes to you, Little one.

•Need another blanket or coat? You get it almost instantly.

•He knows how long to apply ice or warm objects that need heated to drive you crazy in bed. You never thought you could get so turned on just by hot and cold items.

I-Inventive in sex

•♡This beast of a vampiric man comes up with damnest things that are you are sure won't work. You even tell him that sometimes. He just tilts his head and flashes his fangs to show he's amused about making it happen.

J is for just right

•Alucard knows just how much you can take physically and mentally when he fucks you hard into the bed.

•There's a safe word and safe word gesture, for nonverbal but Alucard never lets it get to that point with you.

•He just simply knows his Little one's limits and respects them.

K is for killer body

•you could worship his whole pale body, with your hands, night and day.

•Your fingers have to trace his V-line, Everytime.

•He lets a soft chuckle out every time you whine about him leaving, even to get a blood packet.

M is for moans and more

•want to dry him crazy in bed?

Moan Baby girl, moan away you hear!

•embarrassed?

You won't be for long. Alucard loves to be noisy in bed.

•rumbling growls that can be felt.

•groaning and grunting out his enjoyment.

•soft vampiric purring when settled and relaxed with you in his strong, pale arms.

He never lets you know how much Sir Hellsing complains about the noise. Besides he can be the loudest at times..

N is for neck and nipples

•Alucard being All Father, in some way all vampires are related to, loves to bite and nip with his mouth. The spot up on your inner thigh has a scar with a wild story. You still get embarrassed when he hints at it.

•males are males and you just need to let Alucard fondle, suck and nip your breasts.

•He also loves it when you do some biting and nipping back of your own.

•Tug his bottom lip or earlobe?

Oh fucking ya Baby girl!

•Love bites?

Yes and please even if they only last a second or two.

•The sounds he makes when you suck and play with his nipples.

O is for oral sex

Alucard will go down on you any time and all the time unless you tell him No.

•He's addicted to your taste and scent. Especially your scent because your body produces a lusty one that is caused by him alone.

•not a fan of giving oral sex?

He honors it and doesn't pester or whine like a little spoiled boy, for not cock sucking him.

•If you do love giving him head, don't forget about his large but sensitive balls. Fondle or lick his ball sac and he might just arch his back for you.

P is for pussy

•tongue, fingers or cock in that perfect, tight pussy of his Baby girl

•he's crazy about hearing the smacking sound of his balls bouncing against you.

•then the squelching sound of how wet you are for him. Dripping slick down his shaft and balls.

•at the unbelievably long, thick vampire tongue that licks you clean.

Q is for Queen

•Alucard may be Vampire King but he's nothing without his Queen.

•He treats you like a Queen too. Your needs always come first before his, in the bedroom.

R is for rough sex

•Alucard is all about it being rough. Giving and receiving it.

•more vanilla with a swirl?

Mild hair pulling

Dragging fingernails

Gentle nips

•Remember it's all about you, in his mind.

S is for seduction and submission

•Alucard is almost desperate on the spot when you try to seduce him.

•As for submission?

He is the king of Dominus Rex as a Dom. Though for him surprisingly, he always slips to gentle Dom with lots of praise.

•The Unholy King verbally tells you constantly how beautiful you are and how fortunate he is that you came along into his life.

•Want to be thrown for a loop?

He's the one being the submissive for a change. Right him hard and fast like he's a Romanian black stallion.

T is for time

•Alucard understands about waiting patiently. He doesn't want to but for you he will

•Your period is heavy and bad?

He'll spend the time trying to try and help through it.

•Not in the mood?

Plenty of nonsexual things to pass the time. You snuggled to his chest as he read your favorite book.

U is for underneath

•Alucard loves to sometimes lay on top of you while making love.

He settles his body weight. He places his long arms under armpits then holds your shoulders. It's possessive but comforting. His body is like a weighted blanket. You feel completely at his mercy and mercy is how he is with you in this state.

•Shadow King will put you on top whenever you want or feel the need to ride him.

•The sight of you fucking him makes him ultra-senisitive.

~The bounce of your breasts.

~Your hips raising and lowering on his rock hard dick.

~His thumb stroking that swollen clit of yours.

V is for visual

•♡Alucard had a need for visuals when going to battle. So now his eyes go to you and your fucking sexy body, Little One.

•Fucking you in front of a full length mirror has him about feral. His dirty talk is particularly crude and descriptive.

• You both cum together.

W is for wet and wild

•♡It's all about messy fluids.

•Him filling you until there a small tummy bulge

•You cumming on his face of course.

•And the first time you soaked his balls squirting from too many orgasms.

X is for possible X-ray eyes

•Alucard seems to have x-ray vision when it comes to you. Sometimes when you're busy and he has a particularly painful hard on, he becomes a voyeur of you. He starts out with long, languid strokes then grips himself harder and faster.

• Poor Walter gets stuck cleaning up, not you.

Y is for yes more please

•When Alucard was first known as Voivode (Prince/Count) Vlad Dracula, his libedo was high to begin with.

•Now he is an insatiable Vampire King when it comes to fucking you senseless.

•Oh yes please more hugs, kisses and holding each other. The Prince of Wallachia has only known how touch starved he really is. He sleeps like a baby with you next to him.

Z is for zealot

•Baby girl you are his new religion and he's a devoted zealot.

•His touching your body, is him reading you like a holy book.

•Your voice is his muse sometimes and other times his beautiful înger mic (little angel) that fights by his side.

•He would wage a war if anything happened to you.

Alternative v-z

V is for Vaginal

•Unholy King enjoys most Types of sexual release from various methods but..

•There is nothing like slowly sinking into your wet V and having sleepy morning/time sex (well depending on his resting period and your sleep pattern).

•He's the most gentle and relaxed. Alucard can be pretty intense out of bed or in bed..

W is for Wet

•All Father prides himself on making you a sopping wet mess before he is even seriously performing foreplay.

•Of course it embarrasses you but he wants you ready for his thick veiny cock and slip sliding is extremely important.

X is for X-ray vision

•You swear he can see through walls at all the times he's surprised dressing or undressing (even better timing he thinks)

•Alucard doesn't see through walls he just goes intangible and 'phases' through Hellsing walls, ceilings and floors to to spy on babe

Y is for Yummy

•You just smell delicious whether blood or wet juices. The two legged undead cat loves to lick you clean after you.

•Especially when his is mixed with yours.

Z for zippers

•Alucard enjoys unzipping just about anything that will reveal bare flesh and soft skin.

•And the ass hat doesn't use his shadows for this. It's that damn unseen telekinesis skill..

What do you think were madaras coping mechanisms if he had any

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Thank you for this ask! Canon characters like to think of Madara as a madman who fell from grace because of his thirst for power, but based on what we know of him, that isn’t quite true.

Coping mechanisms are ways to decrease stress and deal with the uncomfortable emotions that arise from stressors. We all know how important family is to Madara. He was particularly invested in the welfare of his one remaining brother, Izuna. Madara’s coping mechanisms can be separated into those from before and after Izuna’s death.

Adaptive Coping: Before Izuna Died

Madara and Izuna led the Uchiha together and brought their family into their position of being one of the two greatest clans, not an easy feat during the Warring States Era. They seemed to have provided the clan with different aspects of leadership –Madara with godlike military strength and protection and Izuna (who was also very strong) with the political savvy and interpersonal skills to lead a group of people.

Madara was good to his family and there are no accounts of him being a poor leader at this time despite the unending stress from the conflicts they faced. Madara’s way of coping during this period was to throw himself into taking responsibility for his clan and to confide in Izuna.

Taking responsibility- Taking control of a situation is usually considered an adaptive method of coping. After the pain of his other brothers’ deaths, kid Madara believed himself responsible because he wasn’t strong enough to protect them, as seen during his childhood conversations with Hashi by the river. I think the losses of his first brothers greatly spurred him into taking on the responsibility for the wellbeing of his last brother and clan. (You can see how much sleep he lost from his eyebags haha). Madara became as strong as he was not only because he was a talented genius, but because he sincerely wanted to protect those he loves. He got much, much stronger off-screen and attained the MS alongside Izuna and they brought the Uchiha to new heights.

Confiding in Izuna-  I think this one goes without saying. Izuna was Madara’s emotional rock and anchor. It was only right before Izuna was killed that Madara started his decline as a clan leader and eventually lost their support.

Maladaptive Coping: After Izuna’s Death

Madara’s fate after his beloved brother’s death was truly tragedy. His coping mechanisms could basically be summarized as bottling his grief, anger, and suffering inside until he exploded and lashed out, before isolating himself when lashing out didn’t work.

Madara didn’t go mad right after Izuna’s death. He was still doing everything he could to be the responsible leader of his clan and work with Hashirama. To be honest, he was set up for failure from the beginning due to how Konoha’s political structure was designed. That is, it was biased against allowing the Uchiha into positions of political power. He could have lowered his expectations (a coping mechanism that just doesn’t fit Mads) for Konoha, but he’d still slowly wither away inside because he would be failing to keep his promise to Izuna. There were multiple flashbacks that illustrated Madara’s resentment, such as in his facial expressions during his battles with Hashi or his interaction with Muu and kid Ohnoki. Madara was just bottling it all up.

I think Madara truly wanted the best for his clan and could clearly see the situation they were being forced to settle with wasn’t in their best interests in the long-term. But he didn’t possess the social skills that Izuna did and could not convince his clan to stand by him, and even ended up ostracized by them.

It was only from this point onwards that Madara really fell apart. He lost everything: his immediate family, his extended family, his purpose, and he helped found a village that could only be described as being uneasy about him. Madara never verbally asked for help, but he did in his own way, by lashing out with angry outbursts at Hashirama, who promised much more at the founding of Konoha, who was supposed to understand him, but actually didn’t. Hashirama never helped with the discrimination the Uchiha faced.

To cope, Madara isolated himself. Thus began the loneliest decades of his life, where he spiraled further and further down until he was the senile grandpa Obito met, who was even susceptible to a Venus fly trap’s ploys. He still believed in taking control of the situation, but in a much more twisted way than in his younger years. Whereas in his youth he wanted to protect what he cherished, in his twilight years, Madara came to the conclusion it was his responsibility to save the entire world by becoming its Messiah through the Infinite Tsukuyomi Plan. The rest is history.

A Night for Hunting Poll

I was staring at a pic of Vladcard and then BOOM! Horny! The mind started running with a potential Interlude 3, I'm thinking for Ch.18. If people aren't interested, I'll just keep my fantasy to myself and let it run wild.

How do you think Madara would approach his wife? Children? What expectations would he have for them and how would he behave towards them?

Hello, anon - thank you for your question! Madara and how he would behave towards his wife and children eh? Let’s see…

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I think Madara would treat his wife with respect. I do not agree with the characterization of him that he would beat, even abuse his wife, or force himself upon her - his character does not read that way in my eyes, not when you consider that - at his core - Madara was kind, compassionate and he valued family above all else. In an AU I can see him being into BDSM if nothing else, but even that practice is rooted in respect and trust.

Someone valuing family would not intentionally hurt them.

That means that he would at least respect his wife. Whether he would love her is rooted in many different headcanons of mine (I do have an OC that is romantically linked with him in pretty much every story that includes romance, for example), but I will keep this general and keep my OC out of the picture, but that does not entirely mean that I will say that he loved his wife…if going for a slightly more historically accurate depiction of the Narutoverse Madara would probably not “love” her, but at most be fond of his wife (or it would deepen into love in due time). If looking at his characterization he does strike me as the type of character that would love his wife, however - perhaps not entirely as strongly as he loved his family, but she would be some treasured by him regardless. So yes, I will say that he loved his wife like the complimentary piece that she was to him.

The expectations he would have for his wife is generally to be a “polite/kind” front for the rest of the clan. She would take care of the clan not unlike a mother caring for her child/ren, which means that she shouldered a more “social” responsibility than he would (in a way).

I headcanon that (Uchiha) women were exceptional in their own way. While they were seldom on the battlefront because they secured both the future and survival of the clan (yes there are undertones of sexism there, but if that is what it takes to survive then so be it), they were instead very capable at hunting, treating illnesses, and were very “survival orientated” in general.

This might better explain why Madara’s wife would have the responsibility she had. She was meant to bring the clan together and keep it afloat while the men risked their lives in the war/s. So Madara would make sure that she was trained in negotiations with villages (import and export), that she could handle money and spend their funds wisely, but also that she was compassionate and strict if need be.

He did not expect too much from her on the household front, like I headcanon with Izuna, he did not share the traditional view on man and woman there (because of his parents and their relationship): he preferred to help out whenever he could. Be it cooking, washing laundry, having a discussion or two about funds, cleaning the house - it was the type of normality he craved, as it helped him stay sane.

If he was married during the founding of Konoha I can see that his wife had a more political position as well. Being at Madara’s side as both someone supporting him, as well as challenging him (and Hashirama and Tobirama).

Madara’s behavior would in general be a kind one, soft one even, towards his wife. As is the case with Izuna, there were some gestures of affection only reserved for his brother, but Madara would have no issues with touching his wife - holding her hand, caressing her face, a hand on her shoulder and knee. Kissing her would be a gesture he only did in private, though.

Out in public he would loosely rest a hand against her waist, or they would walk with their arms linked, if they were meant to be seen together. If apart he would speak highly of her to his kinsmen, should anyone ask about her.

Madara would never - under any circumstance - force himself upon his wife. Love-making was a very sacred practice that was not consummated as often as people would perhaps think. It was also a very intricate dance where their roles changed from one night to the next. Madara had actually few issues with his wife being assertive between the sheets.

As is the case with the headcanons for Izuna, even with Madara I will make a distinction between the children of the clan and his own, biological children.

Like Izuna Madara would be gentle with children in general. He was the oldest of five, he practically raised Izuna alongside Tajima and their mother (until her passing as well), so I can see him as being kind - soft even - towards children.

But he will not tolerate disrespectful behaviour from them. There is a hierarchy in their clan, and while he is not quite so strict about it - as he perhaps should be - he will put even children in their place should he need to.

When sparring with children he is just as strict as his brother, but he is a touch more merciful than Izuna on the other hand - especially the youngest shinobi of their clan are allowed to hit him more times than anyone would hope to achieve in a single training session (If anyone but Izuna is his sparring partner, that is).

If Madara had children (I can see him as a father of three in total) of his own, he would be quite a “warm” father so to speak. He would be attentive to their needs and protect them from harm. Like Izuna he would have few issues with letting his child/ren climb over him, play with him and even pester him with questions about anything and everything - he would also put them aside as many times as it was required, to finish a particular task in peace. A sharp glance was often enough to get his disapproval across (no Sharingan, though).

As with his wife he would never - no matter the circumstances - raise his hand against his child/ren.

He would also - in private - harbour the wish (tiny as it was) that they would not grow up as shinobi, as well as harbouring the wish for a daughter (if pre-Konoha) for the sole reason that the chances of having to bury their own child was diminished. But he would of course love his daughter as well, with a similar fervor to the way he loved his wife. It would not come naturally how to raise a daughter, though - he was born the eldest of five brothers after all. Like Izuna, Madara believed in biological differences between men and women (Yin and Yang), but that would not be entirely helpful when caring for his daughter (until she was older).

While he would be a constant presence in the life of his child/ren, he would take a slightly more passive role if gifted with a daughter. Observing his wife and daughter, and learning so how to be there for her when she was beginning to walk and babble.

That said, he is well aware that his wish cannot be granted - and so he will train them to become the strongest they can be. Being strict, merciful and even a touch harsher on his own children, than those of the clan.

If Madara became a father after Konoha is founded, he would still be an attentive father (knowing the importance of his presence in their life) - but he would be a touch more subdued in his love for them, as the loss of Izuna would be that all-consuming that not even his child/ren could help him through it. He would wish for a son with all his heart, though, but would not follow through with his intention, of naming his son after his beloved brother, in the end.

But in general he would be a supportive father. Kind and warm, yet also a touch uncomfortable and cold at times (due to the war and the issues it caused within him). His neglect would never be intentional, however and his wife would make sure to educate their children about some of Madara’s PTSD-symptoms and make sure they never grew up feeling like they were in any way defect. But he would also be a father that in general touched his children a lot, as it was through gestures that Madara communicated his love and appreciation for his family - and it also helped him. Words he simply could not trust in the same way.

His expectations for his child/ren would simply be that they became as strong as they could become, so he knew the clan was in good hands after his passing. Only when they were older would his expectations become more like those for his wife; that they cared for the clan, and had a “polite/kind” (daughter) front for the rest of the clan.

All in all Madara would be a loved husband and father, the same he had been a loved son and loved (older)brother.

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I hope this answer is satisfying, anon. :)

Thank you once more for your lovely question. It was a joy answering this.

All the best and take care o/

shit that i love about madara

he just stomps around everywhere?? like you will hear him coming! the man is not subtle!

speaking of not subtle, every time he arrives on the battlefield he somehow always manages to jump down from some high faraway place and then proceeds to create his signature billowing cloud of dust. when he lands, the earth shakes. he’s hard to miss

never really talks about his personal life in a manga full of highly dramatic characters with extremely tragic backstories (which is especially interesting because he is one of those highly dramatic characters with an extremely tragic backstory)!!! like fuckin go for it madara!! repress that shit!! never address the origins of your own trauma!!! relatable!!!!

the second meteorite. i laugh every time

his big huge evil plan that he carefully orchestrated for decades or whatever literally failed at every single turn and he’s always offhandedly like “oh well” while getting his arm cut off or something. he is the embodiment of the shrug emoji. he is the painting of the guy who’s like “lol getting stabbed what can you do”.

has a great villainous laugh (arguably the best villainous laugh out of all the uchihas)

but also, his normal laugh is cute

sat right down in the middle of a world war and waited for hashirama to show up and fight him

so desperate for hashirama’s attention and admiration??? also relatable

ok picture this: madara uchiha (the real madara, mind you) has been dead for what? 20 or so years? he gets revived with edo tensei, busts down the door to his own coffin (creating yet another big cloud of dust, of course), steps out all dramatically (of course), and then is looking around like “finally.” excuse me???? finally??????? you have been Dead this whole time, my good bitch, you were not AWARE of the PASSING OF TIME. i swear to fucking god madara

Meme belongs to @coffin-of-dust I’m on a comedy roll today