Maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen Of Gridlock

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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I wrote a real shitty song about microplastics being found in every sperm sample recently. It doesn’t have a name yet, suggestions would be sick as fuck

read it as fast as you can to a kinda old punk tune, i cant think of any examples rn, like 70-80 shit.

microplastics in my balls

micro plastics in my balls

i know that it’s from licking walls

all the plastic in my balls

micro plastic in her head

from last night all in my bed

going down

I heard she said

“Its ok, we’ll all be dead!”

microplastics in her womb

microplastics in her womb

cause we fucked her with a broom

there’s microplastics in her womb

microplastics fetal boo

microplastics fetal boo

you just got here

kid your screwed

sorry we did this to you

micro plastics in your brain

you tell them

say “your insane

why do you hold such disdain?

Theres no plastic in your brain”

micro plastics in your balls

cause you wanted to lick some walls

micro plastics in your womb

why’d you fuck her with a broom?

micro plastics in your mouth

from drinking from your only spout

microplastics in the air

we aint safe

Nope, nowhere

fucking plastic in the air!

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

No, darling. Just stay in bed, you don't need to get up. We don't have anything going on today, remember? Perfect, now just lay back down and fall back asleep.

Also love, take off your pants before you sleep. You don't need them, you'll be asleep! So just take them off, and relax into my touch.

Such a good pet for me~

holding my noises in ❌

being loud while someone is covering my mouth and shushing me ✅

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

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