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deprived of spoken language

I hope that person standing outside is okay

I’m a machine that turns headpats and scritches into “arrf arrf arrf, ruff rrruff, awooo!”

Sow uh, give me scritches!!!

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

you should be able to interact with trans women without expecting them to fuck you or talking about how much you wanna fuck them. this is like the bare minimum

doms who will make it so it’s borderline impossible to get off without their help. they throw away your vibrators, promising a new one that never arrives. they beg you to only touch yourself if it’s with them nearby even if they’re asleep. they just want you to be comfortable in front of them, of course! before you know it, you don’t touch yourself at all anymore. every time that heat creeps into your hips, you find yourself grinding down stupidly on their leg while the hands on your waist set the pace. they just want to help you, baby!

the realization that you’ve forgotten how to make yourself cum might hit you one night as you’re stuffing little fingers in your hole and frowning about how it feels wrong.

maybe it occurs to you to ask about how they do it. you’re sheepish asking, wondering how long you’ve been relying on them to get you off without ever paying attention to how they do it. any inquiries are met with a grin that’s almost familiar but distinctly sharper than usual, more predatory. the understanding that it was all intentional settles heavily in your stomach, but the hand reaching into your underwear soothes away any panic before it can arise.

“no baby, you don’t get to know how i do it. that’s just for me. you couldn’t do it anyway, you’ll just have to ask for my help next time!”

this post is about lesbian sex, men and minors dni.

How To With John Wilson (2020)

you know that trans girl who you think is really cool? the one you think is cute and funny and insightful? ask her out. you have to ask her out. please. she needs this.

invisible hands

no one is safe