Latest Posts by made-of-hybris - Page 2

i was at a haunted hayride tonight and a guy dressed up as an undead cowboy approached me and got in my face and called me "prettyboy" and then he walked away to scare other ppl and then he came back looking for me and said "wheres my prettyboy" and then he found me and said "ah there he is" and got in my face again and i. was so high all night and that was so crazy. bro how are u going to get in my face and taunt me in a cowboy hat and call me prettyboy. how am i supposed to exist now.

i hope the barbie movie is a cultural phenomenon. i hope it leaves the next christopher nolan film in the dust. i hope it changes modern cinema forever and all movies made after it is influenced by it in some way. i hope the most academic, in-depth essays are written about it. i hope it's studied in film classes. i hope it remains in the human psyche for generations

let them in.

when anne carson said “what are we made of but hunger and rage?” and when anne carson said “i do not want to be a person. i want to be unbearable.” and when anne carson said “i am talking about evil. it blooms. it eats. it grins.” and when anne carson said “revenge is a form of desire.” and when anne carson said “to feel anything deranges you.” and when anne carson said “why does tragedy exist? because you are full of rage. why are you full of rage? because you are full of grief.” and when anne carson said 

people need to start shipping characters who have killed each others whole families or whatever again. we’ve lost something as a society.

he might be doomed to die tragically but he's got great tits

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

Imagine actively choosing to be hateful and cruel and embittered when the world is already painful and fatiguing… pick another path, babe

girlobsessing. girlcrying. girldying.

broke: will graham is "hannisexual" meaning entirely straight with the exception of hannibal

woke: will graham is a repressed bisexual and his character arc is a metaphor for coming to terms w sexual identity

bespoke: will graham is bi and stares at guy butts all the time. we don't see any of this because he's too busy having diseases/being in jail/trying not to enjoy murder. he would have sucked hannibal silly at the drop of a hat.

The Three Graces, Antonio Canova (1815 - 1817) / Unknown, Paolo Meloni

[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]

begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.

but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.

diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).

she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.

and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?

diana ignored her and kept fighting.

and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason

can i bite you

only if it’s gay and you promise to be weird about it

Shortest dissertation ever: you just don’t do missions.

what did Europeans even do before google maps.

how did y'all find your streets

UNHHHH EPISODE 189: FEAR

hot girl summer is over it’s officially time for haunted whore halloween

“You can’t like problematic characters.”

Me:

actual facts about Vergil, according to Suetonius:

he was dark skinned (”aquilo colore”; of dark color)

he was very tall and had a “rustic face” (whatever that means)

my poor boy had a terrible health and he suffered from headaches and stomach problems

he really, really liked boys (”libidinis in pueros pronioris”, “he was given to passions for boys” like me too son) and his faves were Cebes and Alexander, whom he calls Alexis in his second Bucolic

he was very socially awkward. once he became famous for his Bucolics, he hated going to Rome and if he absolutely had to, he “would take refuge in the nearest house, to avoid those who followed and pointed him out”

he worked as a lawyer only once and apparently he was terrible giving speeches, bless him

he had a very soft and beautiful voice, and he would get really excited while reading his poems. according to Suetonius, he was once reading the Aeneid (not yet finished) to Augustus and Octavia, and she was so affected by it that she fainted

DAENERYS TARGARYEN “A Golden Crown” 1.06 | Game of Thrones

on the unspoken gay history

Michael Lassell - Loving: A Photographic History of Men in Love 1850s–1950s - Richard Siken - Joan E. Biren - Sappho - Joan E. Biren

Yeah, yeah, Dacre Montgomery has sparkly eyes and throws his soul into every job and treats interviewers with respect and approaches fans with love and blah blah blah

But have you ever considered these irresistible qualities?

His seamless transition from Heartthrob Thirst-Trap Instagram Hoe to Slutty Senior Citizen

The wild shit™️ that regularly comes out of his mouth with absolute sincerity

The relentless inclusion of his damn tattooed toes in photoshoots, posts, and stories

my brother in fanfiction, you chose to open the bag why are you surprised the dove is dead? 

what it’s like reading classics research

this is in dutch/german/french/whatever language you don’t know how to read

it is from the 60s and racist

gratuitous untranslated greek/latin

greek/latin that is translated, but into french for some reason

this book went out of print in 1763

there is exactly one physical copy of this book left in the world and it is located in a library across the ocean

cant believe we're in 2022 and we're STILL comparing trauma.

bring back dr heinz doofenshmirtz

IF THEY DONT WANT ME TO FUCK THE VILLAIN THEN THEY NEED TO STOP MAKING THEM FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!