thoughts on the Minecraft movie
You know fucking what??? I hate Jack Black. How can one man do the same fucking shtick for 30 years and not be judicially punished for it? "ohh I'm jack black, I'm going to say this sentence in a overly enunciated way!!" Catchphrase!!! "ohh I'm gonna sing about bacon now. Ohhh it's Steves epic bacon song, b-b-bacon!! jazz hands! jazz hands!!" "I'm jack black, I'm going to do a kick, and then at the same time I'm going to say out loud "Karate KICK" and THATS THE WHOLE JOKE! THAT I SAID THE THING THAT I AM CURRENTLY DOING IN A STUPID FUCKING VOICE
I understand that he's nice and all, so he gets a pass. It's always 'Just let him do his thing, he's a friendly guy :)' - how about we let ALL the nice people in the world do what they want ??!!! And then we can throw one big happy nice-guy picnic, where we all tell each other how nice and awesome ALL of our ideas are ?? :3 !!! How about we ALL just agree to be polite, even when someone suggests something that objectively fucking SUCKS? Well, we let the nice guy run rampant on Minecraft and now the game is permanently scarred by this tumor of a film. I played Minecraft as a young teen, all the way back in Alpha. 2010. I feel like I just watched jack black puppeteer its limp rag-doll corpse through a crude slapstick routine. If he's so nice, why has he hurt me?
how many angry female cows could you fight bare handed do you think
Cows? Those big ones? Realistically probably about 400 before I'd start breaking a sweat.
Ngl Mikey's bluntness makes me laugh sometimes, just straight up telling Kisaki "they don't like you"
in a blink, gone
This is what really happened during the world domination arc trust me
Bsd 121.5
Atsushi: I…I can’t..
Dazai (hallucination): Why not?
Atsushi: I can move forward or backward. But I don’t know how to walk toward the past or the future.
Dazai (hallucination): It’s simple, feel strongly. That’s what you do when you want to experience the past.
(This moment here reminds me of this one.)
Bsd Chapter 39 - Portrait of a Father
Atsushi: I…What kind of expression should I make? It’s obvious that the person I hate is dead and no longer of this world.
Atsushi: Yet I don’t know what kind of expression to make to that.
Dazai: Those are your feelings. It’s okay to make whatever expression you want. I can only say one general thing.
Dazai: People tend to cry when their father dies.
(I think it’s also important to note that chapter 39 ends with Atsushi crying for the first time in the series.
Crying is something Atsushi has been told growing up is a privilege he doesn’t posses. But Dazai gives him permission to do so and in that Atsushi lets himself feel strongly to experience the past.
Which may be why the hallucination of Dazai is giving him that same advice here.)
Happy birthday, Kel!!
This is the 10th time Reigen walked into a life-threatening situation without a care in the world (It’s Tuesday)
This job is stressing him out
assassin x idol (who's also an assassin)
Domi made a trip to Claire’s xD specifically for Noé? Specifically for Noé.
i love it when a fnaf character is named michael and has a dead brother
i love them both so much no one gets them like i do