SAVE ME DR JOHN CARTER/DR MICHAEL ROBINAVITCH❕I’LL HIDE FROM THE GROWNUPS WITH HIM❕

Guys, @science-hoes explained it perfectly.

This fruit’s riding a moped.

Wait ok the whole motorcycle helmet thing, I looked into it, for anyone who isn’t seeing it, it’s in the video that was posted. I screenshot and circled it. It’s hanging off his backpack which I haven’t seen anyone say/clarify yet which lead to confusion

Could also just be a bicycle helmet I won’t lie

Mel King from The Pitt could tell me to do anything, and I'd study the art of whatever the hell that thing is so I could do it RIGHT.

Ororo Munroe. From X men. GODDESS!!!

Not a fictional woman, but JOAN BAEZ the folk musician. Bob Dylan fumbled her so bad!

And ofc not fictional again, but MY WIFE!!!

@thirteen-hundred-secrets

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

So weird that JD Vance killed Pope Francis, guys. That wasn’t really cool 🫤

These mfs who are freaking out over ships they don’t like instead of just not interacting could not have LIVED through the sans undertale discourse 😭🙏

Block the tags you don’t like and move on istg 🤧

That’s just kinda my two bits on it ig

thunderbolts fandom only existing for like... four days and already having so much absurd and annoying shipping discourse is just another side-effect of this enshittification of fandom that's been happening since *check notes* voltron and the pandemic imo.

but one of the most annoying recent fandom trends is forcing characters into this nuclear family dynamic and the way it's made shipping discourse unbearable. "alexei's the dad, bob yelena and ava are the big siblings and bob is the little brother," on paper, is a harmless headcanon. the problem is the weaponization of these family headcanons to fuel ship wars.

bob and yelena have a deep bond in thunderbolts. you can interpret it as a sibling dynamic. you can also interpret it as romantic or queerplatonic or literally whatever you want. the problem is the same people who call bob yelena's "little brother" are simultaneously saying that any romantic interpretation of their characters is "incestuous weirdo behavior."

like, can we not?

and while boblena is the ship that's taking the most heat right now, i've been seeing hostility towards any variation of any thunderbolts ships. john/ava, john/bob, bucky/alexei, bob/void (which, lmfao, is SUCH a typical ship to me that people getting up in arms about it just proves we've let too many normies into fandom spaces). even yelena/kate is catching strays right now. and it doesn't have to be this way.

again, can we not? just say you're not into any of the ships and move on with your life.

these are not siblings. these are grown adults who grew to care about each other after experiencing traumatic events. "found family" trope has gotten so out of control it genuinely makes fandom less fun.

Mummy Dust is the first song I ever heard 😝

A few years ago, I was working on a major project with my friend group after school (We had to be there awhile) and we decided to start playing some music.

Now, my friend group at the time had very diverse music tastes, and I was still trying to get out from under the rock I was living under (expanding my music tastes from just what my mom approved of). After about two arguments from some of my friends about someone's "sad white girl music", my friend decided to play ghost.

I was so overwhelmed by all the sounds and music in the room that I wasn't really digging it at the time, but I remember hearing the song Mummy Dust clear as day.

I never really got into it for awhile, until about last year where I really started listening to all the songs and I immediately recognized Mummy Dust lmaoo. And now, I probably explain the entire Ghost timeline without taking a breath.

My friend recommended me the olive oil fic. I'm never trusting him again.

I love the Ghost fan base so much, from what I've seen, there's no negativity or harassment to one another like I've seen elsewhere. You all are so fun to interact with 🫶

Okay, Ghesties!!!! Group bonding!!

Rb this post and tell everyone what was the first Ghost song you ever listened to was!

Tell the whole goddamn novel of the story if you want but let’s see how similar or different we all are!

(Also I’m nosey but shhhhhh🤫)

@more-mousebites None of that should be hidden in tags 💔 I think I’m falling in love right now (/j)

Sums up my viewing experience pretty much 🤷‍♂️

5th post of the day for The Pitt — I’m quite happy in my rubber room.

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HOT TAKE

DR HEATHER COLLINS gets the ICK from this man! (At least 90% of the time) AND SHE DOES NOT WANT HIS ASS BACK

MOST OF THE TIME THEY INTERACT, SHE GIVES HIM THE MOST VILE SIDE EYES!! I WOULD TOO WITH THAT MAN AS MY EX

(I love him but she is quite justified)

COME ON SATAN YOU CAN DO IT!!!

@thirteen-hundred-secrets sorry you’re like the only one I know pooki 😓 I need to get more moots…

I wonder what happens if I try the notes game

10000 notes and I come out to my Christian grandparents

Every damn time this post pops up on my feed, a fairy dies.

Pun walks into a room, kills ten people

Pun in, ten dead