Kunikida: Does any one have a plan?
Dazai: *raising his hand*
Kunikida: We are not siccing your boyfriend on anyone.
Atsushi: *rasing his hand*
Kunikida: We are not siccing anyones boyfriends on anyone. Now Ranpo do you have a plan?
Ranpo: Well not anymore
i don’t understand the whole top and bottom convo with satosugu because they are too obsessed with each other. they are going to have sex every way possible?? those two can’t get enough of each other be so fr
watching dan and phil is embarrassing sometimes like why am i watching 25 minutes of two british dudes Having a crush on each other featuring some shitty gameplay and a sketchy app they're promoting
give me a needle bc I will put this shit in my veins
Ships where one of them is dark, sexy, handsome, etc, and the other one is literally blindingly beautiful, sunshine lighting up the room.
And they both think the other is the hottest person in existence, and can’t fathom how the other thinks they could possibly be hotter than them.
I eat that shit up with a spoon.
'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
they were doomed from the beginning
a soul he refused to curse
he was forced to wear the hat
sometimes I think I’m a freak for being a satosugu shipper but then I remember people ship sukuna and gojo. THEY ARE SO FREAKKKYYYYY
this is an appreciation post I promise I love you little freaks 
as a reader, I LOVE a slow burn
as a writer, I hate them <3
Sometimes I get so sad that Yuji and Geto never got to know each other. I often think about how Geto would have gave Yuji tips on handling the taste of curses. Yuji would have loved learning about close combat with Geto. They definitely would play pranks on Megumi and Gojo together. This is a duo that we were robbed of… Gege when I find you…