Magpie-black-and-white - Hi, I’m A Magpie

this is how you lose the time war quotes that make me go balls to the wall insane + stick meme gore

11.03.25 Bridged cliff houses.

What is your favourite creature from the watcher?

they're prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say "oh no thank you" and walk out of the room

HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

test drive

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

and finally the dark colourways of my timewar pattern!