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3 years ago

Well, I go across like a book. Like reading a paper! You can go in whatever order makes sense to you (weird huh I’m of unpopular divination opinions).

Deck Interviews and why they are Important!

Hi guys, it’s Mai, and I happen to have a special post today!

Today we will be learning why deck interviews are important- for tarot and oracle cards. You see, every deck is different. Even tarot decks. Even mass produced decks! Each deck has its own individual personality, and I don’t think a lot of people realize this.

Each time I get a new deck of any divination card, I conduct a simple deck interview:

Deck Interviews And Why They Are Important!

(Thank you @dailygrimoire for your wonderful spread; they also have a great post on bonding with your decks!)

As you interpret the cards, write it down, like you’re writing a paper for work or school. You’ll find it’s easier to understand when it’s not “reversed magician, upright 3 of swords?? What????”

Remember, each deck is different. My Silmarilion Oracle deck is a very pessimistic deck, but it gives you straight facts. My demonic arcana deck (by @crimson-chains and @kaizuart ) is very eager to please, but might try too hard sometimes.

(But seriously go look at the art for the demonic arcana deck it’s gorgeous)

I learned these things about my decks by asking them. You won’t get anywhere with them without making an effort!

2 years ago

I-

I used to work togos at a restaurant. And we sold those for Uber and DoorDash-

That’s Buddy V’s Rainbow Cake by the slice-

@anathemaegg asked where I get rainbow cake by the slice, and unfortunately I have a non-answer for you, because it's a local specialty grocery store where I work.

BUT the good news is that we don't make it, it's shipped in frozen and we just thaw it out, slap a store logo on it and call it homemade.

("Um, Jes, wtf? You can just do that???" Yes, and in fact QUITE A LOT of the 'store brand' items you buy in stores are just name-brand stuff we buy in bulk for cheap, divide into smaller containers, and then sell. MAGIC.)

Anyway.

It's this cake. IDK where you can find it around you, but check stores in your area. It'll be in the bakery department, probably in a refrigerated cooler with the other fancy desserts.

3 years ago

Deck Interviews and why they are Important!

Hi guys, it’s Mai, and I happen to have a special post today!

Today we will be learning why deck interviews are important- for tarot and oracle cards. You see, every deck is different. Even tarot decks. Even mass produced decks! Each deck has its own individual personality, and I don’t think a lot of people realize this.

Each time I get a new deck of any divination card, I conduct a simple deck interview:

Deck Interviews And Why They Are Important!

(Thank you @dailygrimoire for your wonderful spread; they also have a great post on bonding with your decks!)

As you interpret the cards, write it down, like you’re writing a paper for work or school. You’ll find it’s easier to understand when it’s not “reversed magician, upright 3 of swords?? What????”

Remember, each deck is different. My Silmarilion Oracle deck is a very pessimistic deck, but it gives you straight facts. My demonic arcana deck (by @crimson-chains and @kaizuart ) is very eager to please, but might try too hard sometimes.

(But seriously go look at the art for the demonic arcana deck it’s gorgeous)

I learned these things about my decks by asking them. You won’t get anywhere with them without making an effort!


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5 years ago

✨ ι nєєd mσrє wítchcrαft вℓσgs tσ fσℓℓσw! ✨

I’m looking for more blogs like mine to follow

reblog & like if you post anything witchcraft related:

☄️ spellwork, new spells, spell writing techniques

🔮 extrasensory abilities, scrying, divination & tarot

🕉️ symbols & sigils

🌙 astrology & astronomy

⚗️ alchemy & chemistry

🌿 botany, herbology & herbalism

✡️ sacred geometry & numerology

💣 witchcraft diy’s & tips

💗 healing & energy work

💎 crystals & gemstones

📔 field journaling & naturework

🔥 different types of magick (hoodoo, ect.)

🌈 correspondances (colors, candles, plants, you name it)

🕯️ rituals & sabbat celebrations

🍵 recipes (teas, kitchen witchery)

🌬️ personal magick experiences & journeys

💡 new innovations & inspirations for magick

☠️ cautionary tips for Witches

🛀 self-care & self-love

🦉 and most of all…

🦇 I’d like you to share this if you are a Witch who wants to make new friends! I’d like to follow every one of you & I’d love to meet you. 🧙‍♀️

🌺🐝 Merry meet and blessed be! 🐝🌺

4 years ago

I‘m a witch!

Are there any witches/Pagans out here in Tumblr Land? No one I know in real life is, and I'm feeling pretty alone in it.


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5 years ago

Did he upset them, or did you convince him not to?

The Saga of my Witchy Friend vs the Fae

My Witchy Friend: Man I’m going to fight the Fae stealing my shit That’s RUDE I don’t steal their shit

Me, someone who has a good relationship with the Fae: Dude, honeymilk 

My Witchy Friend: I  will never  give them ANYTHING!!! NO THEIFS ALLOWED IM GETTING HORSESHOES FOR THE DOORS AND NAILS  AND SALT

Me: that’s just going to piss them off

My Witchy Friend:  me just pouring a bucket of salt onto the floor and putting nails on top

[Line breaks indicate a new message]  Yes he knows I post this he follows my blog

1 year ago
Love It When My Oracle Cards Are Ominous.
Love It When My Oracle Cards Are Ominous.

Love it when my oracle cards are ominous.

Lol.

Love It When My Oracle Cards Are Ominous.

Also look at my beautiful solstice candle that my parents got me!! My Catholic dad made himself go into a witchy shop to get it.


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5 years ago

Spell for a Snow Day(s)

So the weatherman kept telling my area to expect 1-3 inches of snow, and that we probably wouldn’t have school tomorrow. Well, the day comes.. and no snow. The next week, he says to expect MORE snow. The day comes.. powder. Like, powdered sugar. A light dusting. So, I decided, if the weatherman is going to tell me it’s gonna snow, I’ll have a little magic on my side to encourage it to snow! So I made a spell. It brings about FAVORABLE CONDITIONS for a snow day or two.

It’s good for us closet witches, because a it’s a subtle spell, and no one will know, unless people are routinely riffling through your pillows.

You need:

a sigil for snow day,

your bed,

and that’s it.

First, write down your sigil. Charge it with your hopes and prayers for a snow day and all the rest and relaxation that comes with it. The stronger your intent, the more snow days you are likely to have (I ended up with two).

Second, put it under your pillow when you’re getting ready for bed.

Thirdly, go to sleep. We all know snow doesn’t fall in generous amounts when we’re awake. Sleep on it for one week, and you will end up with a lovely snow day! Or two!

Don’t recast this spell after casting initially for a few weeks. Mother Nature may saddle you with a blizzard, and us folks here in the Midwest region don’t need any more blizzards, thank you.


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4 years ago

Look guys I'm not dead! Tumblr just screwed up with my account, an my life went nuts for a while , but I'm back!


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5 years ago
A Sigil Of Calming. It’s My First One Ever! Yay! The Pride Is Real Right Now, Guys.

A Sigil of calming. It’s my first one ever! Yay! The pride is real right now, guys.


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