Oh My Gods, Amazing, I Love It. I Also Did Quite A Lot Of Infodumping To A Friend Before Posting To Tumblr.

I saw your reblog and could not get that idea out of my head. Good job, I'm in a silly little drawing mood that probably won't last long.

I'm terrible at drawing Ford, but I'm otherwise happy with this image.

It is a spinny chair they're sitting on.

Penni wears almost exclusively puffy princess dresses. Ford thinks they're impractical, but Nimirylov insists upon her wearing them.

Ford can't wear his glasses around Penni because she will steal and probably break them. That is a problem because fish opticians don't exist.

Anyway, that's why Ford is squinting. He can barely see what he's writing but it's worth it because he's spending time with his daughter.

Ford started a new journal in the Washed Away au. He made it blue to;

1. Make it distinct from the original journals which he wants to separate himself from now.

2. Because blue is the colour of his husbands hair and he's secretly a sap.

Anyway, the tiny handprint in the middle is Penni's. Ford had been writing in his journal when she had been painting, and he ended up with a new decoration for the cover of his journal.

I've opened up the rabbit hole in my brain for Ford and Mabel interactions because of the comments on my last post with @sharksfrommars so now I need to write a little drabble with them for my au.

Drabble underneath more.

A sharp gasp made it's way to Ford's ears followed by a quick short "Oh my gosh". He looks up from what he'd been reading to be face to face with Mabel staring directly at him with bright, wide eyes.

A feeling of self-consciousness and worry makes it way through him. Had he done something odd without realising it? He's readjusting to human social norms and getting used to the ones in this time, after all.

"Oh my gosh! Grunkle Ford!" Mabel squeals, putting her hands on her cheeks and looking at him with pure, admittedly adorable, excitement.

Furrowing his brows, Ford tries to think what he could've done subconsciously that would've caused excitement, this much at that, within his great niece. Before he can even think of how to phrase his question to Mabel on what's excited her so, she continues to talk.

"Are you married, Grunkle Ford? Is that a wedding ring? That looks like a wedding ring. Why didn't you tell us you were married!?"

Oh. That was what it was. Ford felt a slight tightness build in his chest and rise to envelope his throat, too. It's only been a week since Ford had been torn from his home by the opening of the portal, something he doesn't think he could ever forgive Stanley for, but it feels like it's been a lifetime since he's seen his husband and daughter.

The pain feels almost unbearable at times, to accept that he'll never see his family again. He's been torn away from them and is probably as good as dead in their eyes.

But... this is Mabel who's asking about it. She's just an innocent, curious, young girl and for her he can steel himself to talk about his husband at least. Not his daughter, that pain cuts much too deep to talk about yet. Maybe that pain will cut too deep for forever.

Taking a deep breath, he looks down at the wedding ring that his husband had so lovingly made for him by hand, having wanted to do something human for Ford in the aquatic world they called home.

"His name, my husband that is, is Nimyrlov," He starts, looking into Mabel's eagerly excited eyes.

I feel the need to do something and post something right now so if anyone has any ideas, prompts or asks. Please interact with me now.

For now, though, poll!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

I WILL PAY THE ENTIRE FICTIONAL AMOUNT OF MONEY. I LOVE HER TOO MUCH TO SEE HER SUFFER. I LOVE HER IN A SQUEEZE HER WAY, NOT A SUFFERING WAY!!!

Anyways, as for reblogging this with the actual purpose... I'm going to talk about my actual book, which will mean there's even less context.

Eat Sirens, or don't.

reblog with a spoiler for your wip with zero context. no context allowed.

I feel like more people need to hear this. Stan not only canonically writes smut. He writes self insert smut.

Who wants to hear a short excerpt of one of Stan's fanfics, read by Stan Soos himself?

(audio by alex hirsch)

Just want everyone to know that Nimirylov does not know that Ford's actual name is Stanford. Ford just introduced himself as Ford when they first met and just... never mentioned his technically real name.

My friend group is slightly obsessed with the pope. I knew very quickly. The new pope is an American guy called Leo.

Anyways, if you don't agree with that, join me and my friend group in celebrating Pope Patricia

A new pope has been selected. Better keep Stanley Pines away from this one.

My friend texted it on the group chat because my other friend loves the pope (My crush also loves the pope and might want to become a pope, so apparently, I surround myself with lovers of the pope). Then my tumblr got bombarded by jokes about Stan Pines killing the pope.

I agree. Absolutely love her and need more content of her. Please?

Emma-may doodles :3

Not the most clear but I thought I'd post pictures of the fish language i mentioned in the comments of my last post. This is only what I've got for now but I do want to make it important for my au (which I still need to think of name for).

Quick summary for anyone randomly stumbling upon this and is confused but curious: Instead of being focused on revenge against Bill whilst in the portal, Ford ended up making a home in a different universe. He has a royal fish husband and a fish child (probably a daughter but I might change that). Safe to say, he's even more pissed about Stan opening the portal in this au.