Just Want Everyone To Know That Nimirylov Does Not Know That Ford's Actual Name Is Stanford. Ford Just

Penni, what do you think about your fathers?

also, do you have any friends at fish school?

My fathers? Well, that's an interesting question for sure.

I get along great with both of them. They can both be busy a lot of the time, though, which can be quite lonely, but I get that they've both got important work to do. Dad has all his smart science stuff, and pa does loads of cool political work for the kingdom. I could talk about what pa does for hours (and I do sometimes), but I don't want to get distracted here. On the other hand, I don't really understand dad's work. He could probably explain it to me, but I have enough struggles with him teaching me that human language.

As for friends at school... I'm homeschooled, so it's a no by default. It means that my fathers can teach me what's important and spend more time with me. Additionally, it means that I'm not at risk if an official war breaks out. Tensions have been rising politically between our kingdom and the mermaids.

Pa has been making sure to keep me updated on all of that. When I was telling dad all about it, he compared it to a "cold war" which he said was a human historical that wasn't important to me.

Anyhow, I think I've gone on long enough. I'll finish this off here,

Pen Princess Penni.

Who wins in a deal between a manipulative triangle and an aspiring alien fish politician?

I failed at drawing Penni's face as a teenager, but I at least drew her hand. She's really having a rough time when Bill approaches her with a deal. I think I'll keep the details about the deal a mystery for now, though.

I think this is reading number six of the thigh high dimension post. This time, with spelling and grammar mistakes.

@greenbunny7 I told you I'd get round to doing it.

I don't know who else I'm supposed to tag for this, so, just tag relevant people in the comments.

I've changed my avatar to Doodle Penni because I think she's adorable. Everyone who knows of my account previously, do not be surprised by the change. It's been coming for a long time. I really needed to be done with the base avatar.

Once again, I wish I could draw because I want to make a comic for my Washed Away au that goes like this;

Ford is just doing science stuff in his study or whatever when Penni bounds in excitedly. She's holding a piece of paper, and she asks him if she can show him her drawing of her imaginary friend. He'd smile and nod, only to promptly panic upon seeing the paper.

Because his young daughter, barely more than a toddler, is showing him a drawing of Bill Cipher.

Everyone give me your best Gravity Falls fanfic recommendations, please. I'm mostly in the mood at the moment for fluff and crack, but my roots are angst, so if you suggest an angst fic, I will read it, just eventually. Thank you.

I've been bored the past three days so look what I made from scratch!

Don't have brain space to write what I want to write down right now but I still have the itch to write something. So, I'm giving the basic summary of the gravity falls au that has been living in my head rent free for the past few weeks.

Basically, I was thinking, revenge is boring. Ford spending those 30 years in the portal trying to destroy Bill is boring. What if, and just trust me on this, he'd actually, like, found a home and made a life in a different universe?

So, Ford's got himself this perfect life that's more peaceful than he ever could've thought was possible for him. He's got an alien husband (the only alternate to gay Ford is aroace Ford) and a little alien child.

Then Stan opens the portal. Ford is torn away from his whole new life and family. Not to mention he'd just have to accept it because opening the portal again would be dangerous. There's so much more angst potential and I need to get this out of my brain and inflicting other people as well.

I decided to go on headcanon generator because I've done a lot with incorrect quotes generator. Here's the results for Penni and my opinions on how canon they are.

False. Bill has literally already invaded her dreams in the one thing I've written for this au.

APPARENTLY SO! ACCORDING TO EVERY FUCKING GENERATOR!?

Hmm... I'm gonna say no here.

THIS CAME UP AGAIN?!?

Y'know what? Yeah, sure. That's kind of funny actually.

She made a deal with Bill within five minutes tops, despite being told her whole life to not make deals irresponsibly. So, no.

This was already going to be canon since I found out axolotls are practically deaf and the alien fish species is actually based on axolotls. So, they're not deaf but they are naturally loud to get past a slight lack of hearing.

Sure. Can't really say any more on this, it makes sense.

100% canon. She's not fluent in English.

Overstimulated as fuck so I tried to make a small doodle. I'm terrible at drawing and haven't drawn in, probably nearly a year. I needed to get my little baby out into the world exactly how I picture her, though.

This is Penni, Ford's alien fish child from my au (which I've finally decided to call Washed Away) as a baby.

Who needs anything else to chew on when you've got a tail? She's just so cute and I would die for her. It's not the clearest picture though so I must confirm that she inherited Ford's six fingers.